Who The Hell?

[Mr. Amazo]

Mr.Amazo is walking backstage heading for his locker room, Amazo turns the corner of the backstage hall way and bumps into a worker.

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Worker: “I’m so sorry Amazo.”[/color]

Amazo looks down at the worker.[/color]

Mr.Amazo: “Who are you?”[/color]

Worker: “I work her-”[/color]

Mr.Amazo: “Shut up. You just bumped into a man that doesn’t like to be distracted and you just distracted me.”[/color]

Worker: “Oh I’m so sorry.”[/color]

Amazo gets a confused look on his face.[/color]

Mr.Amazo: “Sorry? Sorry is for the weak now get the hell out of here.”[/color]

The worker quickly rushes out of Amazo’s way. Amazo is not fond with people bumping into him it just makes Amazo irritated. If you have two eyes and can see with them then why the hell would you bump into someone? That make no dam sense. Amazo laughed at the helpless worker as he scrambled away from him. Amazo then takes another step and bumps into another person. What the hell is this? Bump into Amazo day or something? I should rip the eyes out of this person for even being able to touch such a figure but I’m going to let this one slide.[/color]

Worker #2: “I’m sorry Amazo didn’t see you there.”[/color]

Mr.Amazo: “Didn’t see me? You have two eyes and they look to me that they work fine how the hell could you not see me?”[/color]

Worker #2: “I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”[/color]

Mr.Amazo: “Whatever just get out of my face before I decide not to let you walk away free.”[/color]

The worker moves out of Amazo’s way and heads to where he was going. Is this some type of joke? Do I have a bump into me sign on my back or something? I don’t know but anyway I am going to act like those people didn’t bump into me. Their not worth my thinking time, but if one more person bumps into me, I just might lose it.[/color]

Mr.Amazo: “Let one more person bump into me. It’s not going to end pretty.”[/color]

Amazo continues walking to his destination hoping no one will bump into him again. Amazo turns the final corner and guess what. He bumps into someone. The person looks at Amazo and talks.[/color]

TBC: Anyone[/center][/i]

[zxcvbn193]

he bumped heads with Ricky Jones who was walking with few sweet ladies backstages.

.:Ricky"the diamond"Jones:.

hey Amazo! congratulations on you're IT tittle win?

Amazo doesn't look to happy.

.:Ricky"the diamond"Jones:.

what's the matter dog? bad day?

Ricky Jones is little confused and other 2 girls who are with him are little scared of Amazo look


TBC the Amaziiiiiiiiing ooooneeee.

[Mr. Amazo]

Amazo looks at Ricky and the girls. This crazy is I didn’t do anything to anybody and what do I get in return? People bumping into me, Amazo lets off a slight grin.

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Mr.Amazo: “Do you know that you have been the third person to bump into me?”[/color]

Ricky attempts to talk but Amazo cuts him off.[/color]

Mr.Amazo: “It makes no sense to me, I try my best to stay out of people’s way but they bump into me for some reason. Ricky you’re a smart guy….I hope, can you tell me why that happens?”[/color]

I didn’t want to make a scene in front of the ladies but I really needed to find out why people liked bumping into me.[/color]

TBC: Anyone[/i][/center]

[zxcvbn193]

Ricky Jones leaves lady's for a second and comes closer to Amazo

.:Ricky"the diamond"Jones:.

don't worry dog.. you are amaziiing one right? so everything is cool! i bumped with you by an accident believe me i was talking to these ladies. So.... what's up in bad mood?

[Mr. Amazo]

Amazo shakes his head for left to right and speaks.

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Mr.Amazo: “Everyday is a bad day. Why? Because people like you bump into me, you say it was an accident but I feel as if you just wanted to talk to the Amazing One. It doesn’t matter as long as you don’t touch me again were cool. Is that clear?”[/color]

TBC: Anyone[/i][/center]

[zxcvbn193]

Ricky Jones looks not to happy

.:Ricky"the diamond"Jones:.

you know what Amazing one? people might bump to you because you are an @$$hole! you think you are so great huh!? so Amazing why i didn't seen you for a while whit a woman!? so what's the matter not feeling so Amazing now?

Amazo is looking angry after those words

.:Ricky"the diamond"Jones:.

and you know what i was tough you were cool, but dude you are jerk like those other guys! like Showstopper, Mister P or the Tyrone of Tap the sulta... Maverick Jones... they are all the same if you will act like this you Will be like them soon! and i got support crowd support.

Ricky Jones comes closer to Amazo and they are standing eye to eye.

TBC the amazing one

[Mr. P]

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That wasn't nice at all.

Mister P walks up behind Mister Amazo and bumps into him purposely.

Mister P
Oh, sorry man. Just kidding. But Ricky, it really hurts with you say things like that. It really hurts my feelings. Plus it's completly untrue. Wait, did you say "jerk"? Oh, maybe I did deserve that. But Amazo, I thought we were a tag team. (Mister P starts to talk in a whiney voice.) Why would you join EKS. I don't like them. They were mean to me. Virus is mean to me. Why do you want to be mean to me? This isn't fair.

tbc Amazo

[Mr. Amazo]

What!? What the hell did this guy just say? Me the Amazing Amazo, the Closest Thing To Amazing being other people? If anything the other people are acting like me. Amazo follows behind no one.

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Mr.Amazo: “Now you say I’m acting like other wrestlers? That’s where you’re wrong, I don’t act. Do I act Amazing? No. I am what I repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit.”[/color]

But maybe this kid is right. Maybe I am turning into someone else, I don’t know how it happened but maybe I’m taking the wrong turn down the lane. This feeds off the crowds cheers as I feed off of their boos, maybe the cheers are better? No! I can’t be wrong I have walked this line for awhile and it got me a title because of it. Right now I don’t know what to think.[/color]

Mr.Amazo: “Look I don’t know what you’re talking about turning into other people. I am the one and only Mr.Amazo, now I am going to let that little statement with you calling me an Monkey Tail go, but before we go our separate paths I need to know more about you thinking I’m acting like other people. I don’t like being told I’m other people and I don’t like being called names.”[/color]

I need to find out more; maybe the words this kid speaks are true.[/color]

Out of nowhere Mr.P bumps into Amazo. Amazo spins around with his fist pulled back ready to punch but then sees it’s Mr.P his comrade and lowers his fist. Mr.P speaks and Amazo responds.[/color]

Mr.Amazo: “Number one why are you talking like that? And number two, I joined EKS because they offered me more, I think I have a big future with them, not that I didn’t think I had a big future with you but you have you’re little Perfection team thingy so I didn’t think it would matter if I teamed with EKS. Now I don’t know about you but I don’t think I would be mean to you, but bumping into me wasn’t a good start. Catch my drift?”[/color]

Once again another person bumps into me, I’m telling you there is something on me that says bump into me and I don’t like it. Mr.P shouldn’t have a problem with me being on a team he hates. Well it sounds funny but still he should be cool with it, anyway I need to figure out what will I do if it comes down to me deciding who’s more closer to me, Mr.P or the team[/color][/i][/center]

TBC: Anyone

[Booker T]

*Amazo continues pondering what to say. Unbeknownst to him however, The ShowStopper has stealthily made his way behind him, and then emphatically bumps him from behind, forcing Amazo to stumble a few paces forward.*

The ShowStopper: Whoops.


*Amazo turns around in anger, only to see The ShowStopper halfway down the hall and about to turn a corner. Regaining his sensibility, Amazo realises that The ShowStopper's too far away for him to catch, and so he turns his attention back to Jones and Mr. P. He is about to say something, when he sees Mr. P trying to hide a smile. Confused, Amazo looks at Mr. P with amazement.*


The ShowStopper: Whoops.

*Again Amazo staggers a few paces forward after getting blantantly pushed from behind. He whirls around, only to find no one there. Looking right, he sees an empty corridor, but as he turns left, he sees The ShowStopper again walking down the hall.*

*Amazo tenses up and looks down the hall, almost goading The ShowStopper to come back. After a long wait however, he again realises that it's no use, and is about to turn around when he again gets pushed from behind.*

The ShowStopper: Whoops.

*This time when he turns, he sees The ShowStopper with a wide grin on his face looking at Mr. P.*

TBC

[Mr. P]

Mister P is cracking up from Showstopper. He holds his laughter back the best he can.

Mister P
Can I......ah.....*chuckle*... Can I help you Showstopper?

Mister P gives a one second sign with his index finger and turns around laughing. After a moment Mister P stops and takes a few deep breaths. Mister P turns around not laughing anymore but smiling.

Mister P
Now what can I do for you?

tbc

[Booker T]

* The ShowStopper is about to speak when Amazo clears his throat. Coyly, The ShowStopper looks at Amazo. Hearing nothing come out of Amazo's mouth, The ShowStopper shrugs tries to speak again, only for Amazo to clear his throat again.*

*The ShowStopper now looks at Mr. P with an exasperated look on his face. reluctantly he asks Mr. P.*

The ShowStopper:
Who's this sucka?

*Mr. P looks at The ShowStopper in astonishment and then looks at Amazo. Now, Amazo's eyes widen his lips curl and his face begins to turn into a light shade of red. Still however, Amazo doesn't speak. Cautiously, Mr. P speaks.*

Mr. P:
Well this right here *signals to Amazo* this is Mr. Amazo!


*The ShowStopper look at Mr. P with a baffled expression, then at Amazo, then back at Mr. P. It looks like he is about to say say something, but then decides against it and looks at Amazo.*

The ShowStopper:
Ok Amazaro-


Mr P:
Amazo.

*The ShowStopper looks at Mr. P again, bemused.*

Mr. P:
I mean his name's Amazo. Mr. Amazo.

The ShowStopper:
Well why'd you tell me his name was Mr. Amarozo?

Mr. P:
I didn't say anything of the kind!

The ShowStopper:
Yes you did!


Mr. P:
No I didn-


*Amazo cuts him off by taking a step closer to The ShowStopper. The ShowStopper looks at Amazo a little warily, and then continues.*

The ShowStopper:
Well AmaCoCoPops...

*Amazo's eyes widen further and his mouth begins to gape, never having been disrespected like this in his life he has no idea what to do.*

Mr. P:
Hey man, stop giving Amazo a hard time.

*Again, The ShowStopper looks confused.*

The ShowStopper:
Who's Amazo?

*Mr. P points to Amazo.*


Mr. P:
This guy!

The ShowStopper:
This guy?


Mr. P:
Yes! This guy!

The ShowStopper: You told me this guy's name was Mr. AmaCocCoPops!

Mr. P:
No I didn't!

*The ShowStopper now abruptly looks at Amazo and asks him frankly.*

The ShowStopper:
What's your name?

Amazo:
My name....is Mr. Am-


The ShowStopper:
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!

*The crowd cheer for the line that never gets old.*

The ShowStopper: ...Oh sorry, I didn't interrupt you did I?

*By now Amazo has reached breaking point. he gets in The ShowStopper's face an yells at the top of his lungs.*

Amazo:
Yes, you did! My name is Mr. Amazo!!!

*The ShowStopper looks at Amazo bewildered. He then takes a step back and speaks to Mr. P.*

The ShowStopper: Wow, this guy must have really low self-esteem.

*Mr. P now gets a bewildered look on his face.*

Mr. P:
Why?

The ShowStopper:
Well who would call themselves Mr. I'man@sshole?

TBC

[zxcvbn193]

Ricky Jones looks at trash talking Showstopper and next to him standing Mr.P. Jones looks at Mr.Amazo and interrupts into the chat between Showstopper ,Mr.P and Mr.Amazo.

.:Ricky"the diamond"Jones:.

Showstopper still not showing any respect for other people right? well you two are biggest @$$holes in EWA history!

Ricky Jones points at Mr.P and Showstopper

.: 3 times united world heavyweight champion Showstopper:.

you got a problem with that Junior?

.:Ricky"the diamond"Jones:.

what do you say if you two next week will face me and this guy Mr.Amazo in a tag team action? maybe we could beat some respect out of you... i know you are not best friends,but don't get it wrong me and Amazo are in different tag teams ,but i respect him if you know what i mean by saying RESPECT!

Showstopper looks at Mr.P and then at Ricky


TBC SS, Mr.P or Amazaro

[Booker T]

*The ShowStopper looks at Mr. P as Mr. P returns the glance. Both of their faces then break out into grins. The ShowStopper wears his trademark concieted smirk, while Mr. P has a similar grin - but is slightly more jovial.*

The ShowStopper:
Do we know what respect is? Well that's a good question. Mr. P, do you know what respect is?


*Mr. P then fakes a concerned and interested countanence, and in mock curiosity, responds.*

Mr. P:
Respect......respect.......res-pect.....

* Mr. P pretends to think hard about what to say.*


The ShowStopper:
Would you like to hear it used in a sentence?

*The tag champion breaks out of his trance of concentration and nods.*

Mr. P:
Oh yes, that would be very helpful.

*Clearing his throat, The ShowStopper appears to recite a sentence, as if in a spelling bee, and then with completely serious look on his face, he speaks.*


The ShowStopper:
Respect. This word may be used in a sentence such as: If you respect Eminem's mildly retarded brother over here *The ShowStopper points to Ricky*, you should go kill yourself.

Mr. P:
Oh respect! I thought you meant something else. Oh ok, well in that case, no.

*Ricky Jones & Amazo look at Mr. P confused, as The ShowStopper takes over verbal duties.*

The ShowStopper:
D@mn. Well I think it involves us beating Ricky to within an inch of his life.



* At this comment Ricky gets ready to fight, along with Amazo. Mr. P and The ShowStopper also tense up, but after a few seconds, the heels burst out laughing.*

The ShowStopper:
Haha, oh man we really had you two going there!



Mr. P:
Ha! But in all seriousness though, Ricky that match isn't going to happen. You see me and Amazo are bestest buddies, and you just can't have us going up against each other like that. I guess you could say, it just wouldn't be fair.

The ShowStopper:
That's right, and me and Mr. P *The ShowStopper points to himself and Mr. P* we're all about fairness. I mean we'd never, ever even think about not doing things by-the-book.


Mr. P:
But Ricky, look on the brightside, after The ShowStopper's done with you tonight, you won't even make it to next week.

*The ShowStopper now pats Mr. P on the back to grab his attention.*


The ShowStopper:
Oh c'mon now, I mean we're talking about Ricky Jones here! I mean he's beaten...

Mr. P:
Well I can't think of anybody off the top of my head, but I see your point. I mean he's won...

The ShowStopper:
Didn't he win that...oh, wait sorry, wrong guy...

Mr. P:
Oh, but I remember he won the....oh no, that was someone else...

*The ShowStopper and Mr. P now start laughing at Ricky.*

TBC Anyone.

[zxcvbn193]

Ricky Jones doesn't look to happy

.:Ricky"the diamond"Jones:.

in my second match in EWA i was crowned as IT champion. at Royal rumble i could win whole thing if not Explosion who interfered and helped Kandy. looks and soon i will be the tag team champions with my tag team partner HBB!

Ricky Jones looks at Mr.P and smiles to him. Mr.P looks little nervous.

.: tag team champion- Misterrrrrr P:.

there is no chance you and you're little friend HBB could win those tittles I'm Mister P and My tag team partner is Tyrone of tap! a sultan of... of..

.:Ricky"the diamond"Jones:.

of talking crap?

Mr.P tries to say something,but Ricky starts to talk first

.:Ricky"the diamond"Jones:.

first i will be the new tag team champion beating you and Maverick and you're little b!tch to Kandy after that I'm going to be the new united world heavyweight champion!

Ricky Jones looks at Showstopper which is not to happy when Jones mentioned that he wants to be United world heavyweight champion

TBC

[Booker T]

*The ShowStopper and Mr. P look at each other rather nervously. They look at Ricky Jones and then back at each other. All of a sudden they both burst out laughing.*

The ShowStopper:
Hahaha! He wants to-hahaha-he wants to be-hahahaha!!!

Mr. P:
Hahaha! He thinks he'll- hahaha! He honestly thinks-hahaha!


*The ShowStopper and Mr. P are now doubled over in laughter as Ricky Jones starts to get angry.*

The ShowStopper:
Look at him-hahahaha! He actually serious- hahaha!

Mr. P:
Oh my god, I don't know what's funnier- hahahaha! The fact that he said those things-hahahaha! Or the fact that he actually believes it!


*Mr. P and The ShowStopper are now in hysterics. The ShowStopper is rolling around on the floor laughing while Mr. P is using the wall to hold himself up.*

TBC