IT Segment

[Remember Me?]

The Rock walks down the hallway.

The Rock: Virus... come out, come out where ever you are!

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Virus jumps out and slaps The Rock from behind and makes some Karate noises. The Rock turns around and looks at him with a shocked look on his face, while holding the back of his head.

The Rock: Hey! What was that for? I only wanted to say hi![/color]

Virus steps back a little.

Virus: Oh... sorry, man![/color]

Virus checks on The Rock and then goes to walks off. The Rock smirks and then nails Virus from behind.

The Rock: Haha. You fell for it, Jabroni![/color]

The Rock looks at a referee, who happens to be passing by.

The Rock: You can referee this match, Jabroni![/color]

The referee shrugs before nodding. Ronald McDonald runs past and shakes a bell to make the match official.

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[He Who Must Not Be Named]

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Virus and The Rock circle as Ronald McDonald walks away. Virus then runs off and The Rock comes after him. Virus becomes out of sight as The Rock tells him to come back.

The Rock: Getcha monkey*a horn blows* back here! Well, If YA SMEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLELLLLELELELELELELELELELELELELELELLELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL*pants*LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL*pants again* LLLL what The Rock is cooking! Man, The Rock is *horn blows*in tired!

Virus then pops out from a closet and hits The Rock with a mop as The Rock stumbles and turns around.

The Rock: You have to use a mop to fight The Rock! Jabroni, you just a Popsticle Fart that kisses the people's champs'*horn blows*. Jabroni, turn that off!

The truck turns off. As The Rock and Virus grapple up. Virus then slips out and runs off and grabs his belts. The Rock chases after him but he gets hit by a Superkick from Virus. The Rock lays down hurt as Ron Simmons comes up to The Rock. He shakes his head.

Simmons: D*MN!

Virus runs off and laughs.

Virus: Sorry man!

EOT or TBC

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[Remember Me?]

Ron Simmons helps The Rock up before walking away. Ronald McDonald catches Virus. Virus begins shaking frantically, trying desperately to escape.

Ronald McDonald: No escape for you. Now don't be a bad boy!

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Virus looks at Ronald McDonald as he struggles to break free.

Virus: What the *horn blows* is wrong with you, you *horn blows*?!?[/color]

The Rock shakes off the cob webs.

The Rock: The Rock said turn it off, Jabroni![/color]

The Rock motions towards Virus and runs at him.

Virus: NOOOO!!!!![/color]

The Rock his him with a Clothesline, knocking both him and Ronald McDonald down. The Rock picks up the IT Title which is on the floor. He looks at it, gives a gleefull sigh and begins walking off.

Ace: The Rock is going to steal it![/color]
Ross: He is the people's thief!

As The Rock is half way down the hall way, Ronald McDonald grabs him.

Ronald McDonald: You're a bad, bad boy![/color]

The Rock pushes him off.

The Rock: Clear off, Jabroni![/color]

The referee that was assigned to the match checks on Virus, who pushes him off, takes his IT Title belt and makes another run for it. He opens a closet door, which reveals The Boogeyman. The Boogeyman is holding a clock, which he randomly slams to his head.

The Boogeyman: (singing) Hush little Virus, don't be shy, The Rock is just gunna poke you in the eye...[/color]

Virus slams the door shut and screams. He turns around and The Rock is there. Virus jumps back.

Virus: Oh *horn blows*. Hey! I didn't swear that time! I just said oh *horn blows*. Hey![/color]

The Rock slaps Virus in the mouth.

The Rock: Fight me, Jabroni![/color]

Virus shurgs, goes to turn around, but then quickly slams The Rock accross the head with his IT Title. He calls a referee over to make the count as he hooks one of The Rock's legs, making the cover...

... One...

... Two...

... Thr - but The Rock gets a shoulder up. The crowd can be heard cheering behind the scenes.

Ross: Haha. Virus is in shock![/color]

Virus gets up and pleads with the referee to say it was a three count. However, when he is doing this, it gives The Rock enough time to recover.

Ace: Uh oh.[/color]

The crowd behind the scenes cheer, and Virus somehow thinks they are cheering for him. He begins posing with his IT Title belt. The Rock smiles and picks up a trash can.

Ross: Virus better turn around![/color]

Virus does eventually turn around, only to get slammed over the head by the trash can.

Ross: Ouch![/color]

The Rock then begins emptying the trash can on the fallen Virus.

The Rock: Here you go, Jabroni. You may feel more at home with a little trash![/color]

The crowd behind the scenes cheer. The Rock empties the trash can and slams it down on Virus. The Rock kicks the trash can away and hooks one of Virus' legs, making the cover...

... One...

... Two...

... *horn blows*...

Ross: Did he win?[/color]
Ace: I'm not sure.

The referee got distracted by the horn blowing as Virus did not kicked out at four. The Rock gets up and yells at the referee. Then Virus hits The Rock with a low blow from behind. The Rock holds his private area in pain.

The Rock: Ahhhh... not the people's stroodle![/color]

The Rock falls to the ground as Virus takes a breather.

Ace: Will the IT Title change hands yet again?!?[/color]
Ross: We will have to wait and see...

The Rock rolls a little in pain on the floor. Ronald McDonald checks on him.

Ronald McDonald: Oh dear. You poor boy. Maybe a Happy Meal would cheer you up?[/color]

The Rock looks at Ronald McDonald with a piercing stare.

The Rock: Get the *horn blows* out of here you *horn blows* clown![/color]

Ronald McDonald: (in a deep and manly voice) Well if you're going to be like that, you can *horn blows* off!

Virus is up by this time and has heard enough. He runs at Ronald McDonald and Superkicks him. He trash talks to Ronald McDonald, giving The Rock enough time to recover. However, the camera does not show The Rock getting up as it is fixed on Virus trash talking Ronald McDonald.

Ross: Finally, someone shut up that *horn blows* clown![/color]

Virus turns around and sees "The Rock" with his back to him. He smiles and Superkicks "The Rock" in the back of his head. He turns The Rock over to pin him, only to reveal a fan wearing a Rock shirt who won a trip backstage to meet some EWA wrestlers.

Virus: Oh *horn blows*. Sorry, dude![/color]

The fan looks up at Virus.

Fan: If I pass out, take me to my local hospital in *horn blows*.[/color]

With that, the fan passes out. Virus looks around.

Virus: Oh *horn blows*. Where do I take him now?!?[/color]

Virus gets up and goes to walk down the hall way. However, The Rock jumps out of a door and leaps on him, making some Karate noises as he does so. Virus pushes The Rock off him a little. The both stand up.

Virus: Stop it. I have to find out where to take the fan I knocked out![/color]

The Rock smiles.

The Rock: You mean that fan.....[/color]

The Rock points behind Virus. Virus turns around and the fan punches him to the ground. The Rock gives some money to the fan.

The Rock: Thanks, man![/color]

The fan smiles and counts the money as he walks away. The Rock stalks Virus for a Rock Bottom as Virus struggles to his feet. The crowd cheer in anticipation.

Ace: I can't believe what I'm seeing. What a turn of events![/color]
Ross: I know. This is great. Two good guys beating the *horn blows* out of each other!

TBC[/center]

[He Who Must Not Be Named]

The Rock looks to hit the move, but Virus knees him, but not in the gut.
The Rock begins to shake before falling to the ground.

The Rock: Virus, you muther*horn blows*! The people's stroodle is not to be kicked Virus, you Jabroni! It is for *horn blows*.

The Boogeyman then walks out and looks at The Rock before putting worms in his mouth. The Rock looks to puke, but then looks like they taste good.

The Rock: Hey Jabroni, fetch me some more before I beat Virus.

Boogeymen: NO! WORMS ARE MINE!

Ace: Wow, the Boogeymen is angering The Rock.
Ross: Oh boy! This could get deadly!

The Rock gets up and Rock Bottoms the Boogeyman, but is with the broken clock of the Boogeyman that causes him to bleed.

The Rock: Son of a *horn blows*! Hold on!

The Rock slowly gets up and walks over to the car. He opens the door, because the driver is too stupid to lock it and punches are heard thrown, sounding like The Rcok defeated the driver. Just then, the door opens with the driver coming out unscratched.

Driver: Don't worry, at this rate it will take him at least 2 minutes to wake up.

The driver walks off as Virus begins to run. Ron Simmons then walks up to the unconcious Rock. He once again shakes his head.

Simmons: D*MN!

Virus looks like he is free before being cut off by The Boogeyman. Virus then grabs an edge of Boogeyman's face and pulls it of as it was colored duct tape. It then reveals Chuck Norris.

Norris: I should be going now.

Norris leaves as Virus continues to run, slipping past seveal EWA superstars. He thinks he has won, but Ronald McDonald gets in front of him.

Ronald: Bad boy! You are very naughty!

Virus looks for an excuse.

Virus: Hey look, it's the Hamburgler.

Ronald: Why that S.O.B!

McDonald leaves as Virus continues to run. The Rock begins to recover. He gets up, but he hits the steering wheel and is hit with an air bag.


TBC or EOT

OOC: EOT! EOT! NO MORE! lol x

[T-Bone]

If your gfonna do a match like this, you do it in free roleplay, not when something serious is going on. I'm locking this topic and this match nevered happened.