Awesome vs ???

[Captain Awesome]

Jamie
Ladies and Gentlemen it is time for the MAIN EVENT!!!

Awesome's Theme hits as Captain Awesome walks out with a cape encasing his entire body with a big A inscribed in gold stitching on the back. He reaches the top of the ramp and pauses until the first words of the song are heard, but just before, the lights go berserk and just flicker on and off really fast, and finally just stay off. Then all of a sudden, stage pyro explodes in white, red, and gold columns just before...

"GO GO CAPTAIN AWESOME!"

The light from the pyrotechnics show the silhouette of Captain Awesome bursting from his cape in an epic manner, and while the light from the pyro fades, a spotlight of white is shown on the Captain while the rest of the arena returns to a slow transition between red, gold, and darkness.

Jamie
Introducing first, weighing in at 243 pounds, Captain Awesome!

Ace
This guy makes me sick, first he screws the EWA, then he screws the EWA Hall of Fame
Ross
Awesome will screw anything if it means things are better for himself.
Rodney
Oh, I see what you did there! Clever!

The music loops except for the intro as Captain Awesome makes his way to the ring. When he arrives, Awesome delivers a heroic pose on every turnbuckle before finishing off in the center of the ring, only to be received by thousands of individual jeers and snide remarks hidden within the overwhelming BOO!!! After the final

"GO GO, CAPTAIN AWESOME! YOU'RE SO AWESOME, CAPTAIN AWESOOOME!"

Captain Awesome stares at the tron, waiting for his opponent.

TBC

[The Eagle]

The atmosphere in the audience is amazing as they wait to see who's going to take Captain Awesome's challenge after JGH, his original opponent, had been scheduled to defend his United World Heavyweight Championship against Nero in the Main Event.

Ace Bell:
The atmosphere is amazing. Who's gonna take on the challenge?

After a moment, the light dim until there is complete darkness in the arena. This causes a lot of excitement in the crowd and they give a huge pop.

Joseph Ross:
Did somebody forget to pay the electricity bill?

After a few seconds, a familiar voice can be heard echoing throughout the arena...

“Look up”

The lights then come back on and everyone in the arena instinctively look up. There is then a humongous cheer at what they see.

Joseph Ross:
It's The Eagle! He's back!

Ace Bell:
The Eagle is being lowered down to the ring from the rafters!

The Eagle's theme music kicks in as The Eagle gets lowered down toward the ring.

Joseph Ross:
Oh great. This is just what we need. A drug addict!

Ace Bell:
Oh shut up, Ross!

Captain Awesome looks on; now not with his usual over-confident smirk, but rather a look of doubt as he slowly exits the ring through the second rope while still keeping an eye on the returning Eagle. After a few moments, The Eagle gets lowered and removes the strap from around his waist which was connected to the rope that was lowering him. He then smirks as he gazes at Captain Awesome, who is now positioned on the outside of the ring; gazing back at The Eagle with a look of concern.

Ace Bell:
Captain Awesome may not like it, but The Eagle has returned and will make his return by facing him in a one on one match!

Rodney Sinclair:
This is gonna be off the hook!

Joseph Ross:
I hope Captain Awesome kicks The Eagle's butt!

TBC[/i]

[The Eagle]

OOC: I haven't got much time so I'm gonna put this short RP up. It's better than nothing, eh?


The Eagle soon loses interest in the cowering Captain Awesome and turns his back on Captain Awesome as he raises his arm and balls two fists, taunting toward his adoring fans who cheer insanely back at him.

Ace Bell:
The support for The Eagle is phenomenal on his return!

Joseph Ross:
Meh...

Rodney Sinclair:
Is that all you can say, Ross?

Joseph Ross:
Coming from you, that's quite an insult!

Captain Awesome then takes this opportunity to slide into the ring and rush The Eagle from behind. Unfortunately for him, The Eagle knew exactly what was going on and spun around to meet the sly Captain Awesome with a stiff right hand, knocking him down to the mat. Captain Awesome, in a state of shock, shuffles backwards while still on the mat, holding his face and gazing up at a peering Eagle wide eyed. The referee then rings the bell due to both of the wrestlers being in the ring...

DING, DING, DING!

Joseph Ross:
Did you see that? The Eagle just nailed Captain Awesome with a cheap shot!

Ace Bell:
A cheap shot!? Captain Awesome tried to jump The Eagle from behind!

Joseph Ross:
Yes but The Eagle knew he was going to do that so he lured Captain Awesome in. That's very sneaky.

Ace Bell:
What!? How!? Ah, nevermind...

The Eagle goes to follow up on Captain Awesome but the referee has other ideas as he gets his body in between the two opponents to allow Captain Awesome to reach his feet in a solemn and cautious manner. Captain Awesome, with a scowl on his face, lunges at The Eagle. The Eagle, however, uses Captain Awesome's own momentum against him to nail him back down to the mat with yet another stiff right hand; provoking quite a large pop from the crowd. The Eagle follows up on the assault immediately as he boots Captain Awesome, who had wriggled into the corner of the ring. The Eagle then takes a step back before running at Captain Awesome, looking to squash him in the corner of the ring. This is well scouted by the self-proclaimed superhero, who ushers himself to safety, sending The Eagle crashing into the turnbuckle.

Joseph Ross:
Captain Awesome was one step ahead of The Eagle there!

Rodney Sinclair:
And now he has a chance to capitalize.

With The Eagle shaking cob webs in the corner of the ring, Captain Awesome's eyes glisten with opportunity. Captain Awesome then charges The Eagle and dives at him, looking to connect with a Spear on The Eagle into the turnbuckle...

*SMACK*[/size]

Ace Bell:
Ouch! The Eagle was the one who dodged a bullet this time, sending Captain Awesome crashing shoulder first into the ring post!

A groggy Captain Awesome stumbles backwards out of the corner of the ring and into The Eagle, who drops to the mat and applies a Schoolboy cover as the crowd cheer...

Crowd:
One
Tw-

Joseph Ross:
You won't keep the Awesome One down that easily!

Both The Eagle and Captain Awesome get to a vertical bases at around the same time, with The Eagle looking the more fresh. Being the more fresh out of the two, The Eagle gets the first strike in, planting Captain Awesome back down to the mat with a Dropkick. Captain Awesome, still with a lot of fight left in him, battles his way to a vertical bases quite quickly. The Eagle meets him with several high impact right hands, knocking him back into the ropes. The Eagle then grabs a hold of Captain Awesome's right arm and uses it to whip Captain Awesome into the opposite set of ropes. When Captain Awesome bounces back toward a waiting and eager Eagle, The Eagle knocks him down with an hellacious Clothesline, much to the delight of the fans. Captain Awesome, however, once again gets back up quickly. The Eagle then kicks Captain Awesome in the stomach, causing him to double over in pain. The Eagle then bounces off the ropes nearest him and when he bounces back toward the crouched over Captain Awesome, he flips over him and grabs his tights, in a bid to connect with a Sunset Flip...

Rodney Sinclair:
Captain Awesome won't budge! The Eagle can't bring him down into a pinning predicament!

Joseph Ross:
And now Captain Awesome drops on top of The Eagle's chest, with his full weight crashing down on the poor bird. Quick, call the animal helpline!

Captain Awesome stays on top of The Eagle's chest and hooks one of his legs, forcing a cover as the crowd boo...

Crowd:
One
Two-

Ace Bell:
Capt'n Awesome nearly snuck a victory there!

Captain Awesome then remains in a mount position of top of The Eagle and hammers away at him with thunderous rights and lefts. Captain Awesome then gets up and bounces off the ropes, coming down on The Eagle with a Leg Drop. Not content with going for the cover, Captain Awesome reaches his feet once more. This time he goes to a corner of the ring and menacingly stalks The Eagle as The Eagle staggers to his feet. When The Eagle groggily reaches his feet and turns in Captain Awesome's direction, Captain Awesome charges The Eagle and brings him down with a Spear, much to the dismay of the jeering crowd. Captain Awesome then gives a sadistic smirk and rolls out of the ring.

Ace Bell:
What's he planning now?

Captain Awesome then grabs a microphone out of Jamie Malikai's hands and begins to talk into it as he climbs the steel steps which lead to the ring.

Captain Awesome:
Well look who Kate Marshall put me against... an ex-druggie bird. I didn't even know birds dealt drugs. What happened? Did he get high on bird seed? Hahahahahahaha!

The crowd boo as Captain Awesome is now in the ring and measuring a dazed Eagle from behind, who begins pushing himself up.

Captain Awesome:
But don't worry, my fans... I will dispose of this-

*SMACK*

Ace Bell:
Did you see that!? The Eagle with a Pele Kick out of nowhere! At least that shut Captain Awesome up!

Joseph Ross:
But The Eagle can't capitalize as he falls back down to the mat. COME ON, AWESOME!

Rodney Sinclair:
Both men are down and the crowd are spurring on The Eagle!

Crowd:
EAGLE... EAGLE... EAGLE!!![/i][/color]

TBC

[Captain Awesome]

Eagle is slow to get up due to a bump in the head he took when he fell, suffering minor dizziness. Because of this, both men get up at the same rate, with the ref counting to ten:

Crowd:
One!
TWO!!
THR33!!!
F4UR!!!!
FIV5!!!!!
SIX!!!!!!

By this time, both of them have struggled to their feet, with no real threat of the match ending soon. Captain Awesome is quick on the aggression, but the submission supremist reduces the attack to a lock up. Awesome attempts to bring Eagle down with an arm drag, but Eagle counters it, spinning instead of flipping, and landing on his feet with Awesome in a painful wristlock that forces him to break it. However, as soon as he can break it, the two lock up again, this time with Eagle taking advantage with a quick hammerlock. He drills Awesome’s hand into his own shoulder, causing him to utter loud, undecipherable expletives in several different languages, with 3 unknown to man.

Rodney
I didn’t even know that was a word.
Ross
I’ve heard of it, it’s from the language: Oh-shoot-that-hurts-get-it-off-me… -ish
Ace
That’s not even real! Hey, why are you giving me the finger?
Ross
Don’t you know? That’s the national salute of screw-you-istan

Eagle screams for Awesome to tap, but a bird can only handle so much profanity. He lets Awesome go, but not before he forces him to the ground and into a kneeling position, laying Awesome’s other arm on top of his knee, and holding his chin up for a camel clutch.

Ross
You ever notice how Eagle always ends on top of men?
Ace
Yes, it’s called a good wrestler, you never seem to root for one.
Ross
And you never seem to get fired up over a loser.
Rodney
HAHAHA!!! He implicated that you are homosexual!!! GOLD!!!!

This doesn’t last nearly as long as the hammer lock, but long enough to weaken Awesome for a pin, according to Eagle. Thus, he releases the hold, drags Awesome backwards into a face-up position, and lifts his leg for a pin:

Crowd:
UNO!!!
DOS!!!
Se levanta! SE LEVANTA!!!

Ross
Shoot, where are we? Mexico?
Rodney
What? I don’t even-
Ace
COME ON! Didn’t you take a Spanish class? They obviously said he got up!
Rodney
Did you know that if you know three languages, you’re multilingual?
Ross
And if you know two, you’re bilingual?
Ace
And if you know just one, you’re American???

In this endless bickering, we see that Awesome has definitely kicked out, and he did so by kneeing the back of Eagle’s head while kicking out, thus knocking him out, and opening up for a pin of his own!

Ace
Awesome with the quick pin!

THUD!
THUD!

Rodney
And we thought it was over when Eagle put the pin on Awesome!!!
Ace
Things have yet to begin.

Awesome is quick to get up, but Eagle kicked out merely of instinct, and is still groggy getting up. So groggy, in fact, that he isn’t aware that Awesome is behind him. It is clear Awesome is trying for his Fantasma.

Ace
LOOK OUT EAGLE!!!

When Eagle straightens up, he shakes the cobwebs out, but loses his balance and falls to a kneel. After he does this, he feels a rush of air above him, and a loud thud. This was Awesome soaring over him in attempt of a Fantasma. However, Eagle catches sight of this, and sees the perfect opportunity to strike. He rushes Awesome as he rises to both feet, but Awesome sees this out of the corner of his eye, and ducks back down just enough to avoid Eagle’s arm, and quickly grabs it and the other one. Mid-stride, Eagle feels a lump push up against his back, and he suddenly twists. Unable to keep his balance with the unexpected turn, he falls victim to the Awesomifyer.

Awesome doesn’t hold it, though for the referee was tripped by Eagle’s feet. He stood there in anticipation for a pinfall after the attempted Fantasma, but was unable to get out of the way after the miss and turn of events afterward. Ever the opportunist, Awesome takes advantage with the microphone that he brought in to the ring earlier. However, instead of using it for a speech, he whips it at Eagle, causing a loud KZZT and adding insult to injury. He screams “That’s what you get.” The ref gets up shortly after Awesome nudges him several times, and Awesome goes for the pin. He goes to lift the leg, but Eagle was playing possum, and traps Awesome’s head within his legs.

Ace
It’s like a Figure-Four Headlock!!!

Eagle screams “tap” loudly several times, but Awesome in a frenzy of suffocation, “accidently” catches Eagle’s sweet spot. This immediately releases the hold, and Awesome pleads his case to the ref, saying that he had no control over his movements. This argument saves Awesome’s skin to everyone’s disappointment, and does not end the match.

Rodney
What will happen next!?
Ross
I suspect that the match will end shortly.

TBC

[T-Bone]

Awesome-O is our Hero, rolling up the other one in a cheap pin