Phil McCracken

[phil]

Bio
Name: Phil McCracken
Gender: Male
Hometown: Rainbow Island
HT: 6'1
WT: A Lady never tells (sigh but if you MUST know 225)
Alignment: Tweener (Or at least i'd like to be)

Ring Attire: What ever looks good honey

Gimmick: 65 year old Gay Stoner

Moves
Wrestling Style: Sexy

Finisher Moves(Name and description): Testicular Claw (Simple...grab balls and squeeze til the doode taps), You like that huh baby (Visagra)

Favorite/Signature Moves: Lip Lock (It's a kiss sweety), Hand Job (Axe Handle to Groin)

Normal Moves: Chop, Kick, Slap, Claw, Eye Gouge, Knee Drop, Elbow Drop, Leg Drop, Sulex Variatons, Bronco Buster , Full Nelson, Half Nelson, Lariat, Tickle, Spank

Favorite Weapon: Feather Duster

Entrance
Entrance Music: Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley

Short Entrance Discription: So like I come down the ramp and get in that big square thing....that's hot

Contract Details:

Well aren't you sweet for asking...hmm maybe my own room

[T-Bone]

Approved

[Remember Me?]

You have got to be kiddin' me?

[phil]

Hey i'll kid you all night if thats what you're into

[binklebob]

hey, wait, i called dibs on Rock first, he's mine

[Remember Me?]

Hey, hey, hey! None of you are going one on one with the Great One in that way, you sick f-f-f-f-f-f-f-freaks! The Rock doesn't swing that way, Jabroni's . . .

[binklebob]

you like pie, we've GOT pie

[phil]

OOO A rock sandwich....that sound nice

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Oh my god, that's funny ;D

[The Legend of TOTEWAC...]

What the hell is wrong with you people??!

[phil]

"You People?" "YOU PEOPLE!?" So we are racists now are we...well I never!

[The Legend of TOTEWAC...]

Racist? Are you on crack? I was purely attacking your intelligence and taste,I don't recall saying anything about your skin color or you being a woman or a man or an it.

[binklebob]

Aragorn, deary, you realize that being half man, half woman, we tend to hear things wrong? (thats a fact, people like us have mental problems, check wikipedia )

[Remember Me?]

No, no, no. You are not half man and half woman. You're either one or the other so quit using words like "babes" and "deary" unless you decide to turn fully feminine.

[binklebob]

what if we don't wanna choose?