The First Ever EWA Dirt Sheet

[The Legend Killer Tenney]

The Dirt Sheet

The The Dirt Sheet Logo(The One you see at the Begin of every Dirt Sheet, The Hollywood Sign but with THE DIRT SHEET Instead of HOLLYWOOD)

A Man Voice
In a world of Winners and Losers, One man has raise above, to bring you The DIRT SHEET!!!!

Tenney is Sitting my the Hollywood logo in the Background and a Name Bar shoots by saying Tenney.

Tenney
Welcome to the First Ever Dirt Sheet here in EWA, I'm Tenney and I Can't enter a Japan Airport without having most of the country Teenager Girls waiting for me there, Yes The Legend Killer is very well Liked in the land of the raising Sun. Now for these Loser who don't know how this work I'll tell. You see this is where the Voice of what goes on Behind the Scenes in EWA come be heard. Now I can reval that My "team-mate" Eagle will be on the Show later on the Show but first.

Video of JGH coming down to the ring and getting into the ring.

Tenney
Now as we all know JGH like to dress in Women's Clothes but what we can revel in Dirt Sheet that his Middle Name isn't Graham Like he say it is. No it's is in fact Gwen. Yes, JGH full name is Jonathan Gwen Horner. Maybe now we can all understand why he like to wear Women's clothes.

Pics of Scott Buster appear on the screen now.

Tenney
The Once Famous Scott Buster become a Grand Slam Champion his week after beating his whipping boy Andy Brookes for the Smash Championship. I ask The People's Champion, the Rock to Comment.

Old Footage of the Rock Appear

The Rock
IT DOSEN'T MATTER!!!!!

Back to Tenney Sitting

Tenney
Just what everyone else is thinking.

Just as Tenney say that This Music begins to play Superhero Music.

Tenney
this can only mean one thing that it time for the Eagle interview. Unlucky Eagle dosen't have a Sat link in his Bat cave or whatever it is, so I can only bring you him by Phone. So Eagle Why is it that T-bone felt the need to being the Legend Killer into your Title Match at MoBD?

Weak Eagle Inpersonal
Well you see I just can beat Aragorn by myself that why I started the Justice League with Buster and Brookes but I soon remember that I need someone Tougher to help me beat Aragorn so I ask for ask for you to be my Tag partner as you so much better then me.

Tenney
So you ask for the Legend Killer then Well I got news for you I ain't helping you with that. You see when your a winner you don't need a Handicap Match to become the EWA World United Champion. You know what I don't even know why I got you for my Show Because In Life there are Winner.

Pic of Tenney Standing at the Top of the ramp with Kimberly with his Arm raise.

Voice-over
YAY!!!

Tenney
And there are Loser.

Pic of Eagle, JGH and Buster.

Voice-Over
BOO!!!

Tenney
I'm the Legend Killer, Tenney, Be Jealous!!

The Dirt Sheet Ends

[---> Click <---]

the only funny part was the old Rock footage that commented on my victory last week. That was nice.

Why don't you call it the Final Cut or something else with cut since that's your cathphrase thingy. Some originality ya know?

[The Legend Killer Tenney]

1. It was a First Try.

2. I really Like the Dirt sheet so

3. It was rushed plus I just starting it and I'm doing it alone (The Real Dirt sheet needs two people so I have to create different thing to do)

4. how ask you anyway?? I will (Hopefully) Enjoy writing the Dirt sheet in the Furte. it's Tough as everyone changes Gimmick here at the Drop of a Hat.

[The Eagle]

I thought it was quite funny. Good first go. It can only get better so I'm looking forward to reading your next one. And the Justice League will be around for a long time so ya don't need to worry about me or Buster changing our gimmick

[---> Click <---]

just wanted to help just go on stealing the ideas of some WWE writers. Psh!

[Remember Me?]

I liked the Rock part!

[Captain Awesome]

I would have had Tenney do all of the voices... and use clips of the stars he's making fun of out of context. Like some of them wierd Al interviews, or Barack Roll on Youtube....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qmb7rKZp1I : Weird Al Interviews Eminem.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=65I0HNvTDH4 : Barack Roll

That would be AWESOME!

[The Legend Killer Tenney]

Weak Eagle Inpersonal was Tenney, Awesome, Think of the way Miz and Morrison does the Dirt Sheet that was the Way I was doing it. Also I will do the Clip thing but I was in a Rush that Day so I never had time to make that Kind of stuff up. The Second one will be better

[The Legend of TOTEWAC...]

Man don't listen to them.Do it how you think it's best not how they do.It's your idea in the first place...

[The Eagle]

They were just giving him some ideas, not criticizing him...