Post by The Legend of TOTEWAC... on Jul 17, 2008 5:31:47 GMT -5
The scene starts in the EWA gym,where Ross is trying lift some waits,but can't,so Chyna helps him pull it up.Aragorn comes in the gym wearing his gym clothes,which consists of a black pair of sneakers,black trousers with white stripes on the edges,and a white t-shirt,as his hair is tied to the back,and he also has a protective bandage on his right arm and neck,and holds a list in his left hand.He blows in his whistle,as Chyna almost drops the weights on Ross's chest,but Kate quickly turns her attention back to the weights,managing to put it back to it's place.
Ross:Phew...that was close,Chyna...oh no,Aragorn are you okay?
Chyna:That's what grabbed my attention as well.
Aragorn:I'm fine,don't worry about me.Worry about yourselves,because starting from now on,training will get a lot harder.I can't show you guys any moves because of what Maverick did to my arm and neck after that Snake Bite.
Kate:Does that hurt?Do you want some ice to put on it?
Aragorn:I told you I'm fine.I don't need--
Kate:Ah,the eternal macho man...that excites me...
Aragorn smiles.
Aragorn:Well how about you and I got to my place in the bathtub,and play the game?...
Kate turns angry again.
Kate:Heck no,what do you think I am?A very "friendly" person?Like Chyna?
Chyna:Who are you calling a very "friendly" person?T-Bone's little b1tching sister.
Kate:What,just wait until I tell him what you called me.
Chyna:It's no use,I don't have a contract here anymore.I'm working for Aragorn,remember?
Aragorn:Alright,that's enough!Kate stop acting like a princess,and start training.Chyna help Ross up.He doesn't seem to understand when I say--
Aragorn raises a megaphone to speak in.
--GET THE HELL UP AND STAND IN LINE YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF MAGGOT!!!
Ross doesn't even need the help of Chyna,as he quickly jumps up frightened,and stands in one line with the others.Ross stand in the left side,Chyna in the middle,and Kate sits on a bench showing that she's hurt from Aragorn shouting at her.Aragorn notices this,and walks towards her.
Aragorn:Aw,Kate I didn't mean to hurt you,honey.It's just that I want you guys to be at the very best so we can beat the team full of Butter,Biscuits and Milk.It's very important for me if you guys win,because if you haven't noticed--
Aragorn raises his megaphone again.
Aragorn:MY ARMS INURED AND CAN'T DO IT MYSELF,SO GET THE HELL IN LINE!!!
Kate suddenly jumps up scared,and rushes into the line,standing in the right side,as now the line is complete.Or is it?Aragorn walks in front of them,and speaks.
Aragorn:Now only one person is missing,and that person could only be...Maverick Jones.The guy who injured my arm.Well I must say it was a terrible idea,because I might cost him and myself our rumble places.So what am I going to do now?Well,I'll train you guys instead,and I'll leave Maverick do what he wants.We'll be the fantastic...four,and we will win the Elimination Tag Team match,I guaran-d*mn-tee it!Now Chyna,gives me fifty push ups.
Chyna:Yes,sir!
Chyna drops down and starts doing them,as Aragorn goes to grab a chair,and comes back turning it the other way around,and sitting on it like that,putting his left arm on it,and resting his right one in the protective bandage.
Aragorn:Ace I want you to start hitting the punchbag as hard as you can.
Ross:But I told you before that I don't know how to--
Aragorn raises his megaphone again.
Aragorn:DO YOU WANT TO ARGUE WITH ME ROSS?
Ross quickly starts punching the bag,as Aragorn is disgusted at what he sees.He stands up and walks to Ross to show him what he's doing wrong.
Aragorn:Ross...that was horrible.even my grandmother can hit better then you.If you punch someone like Scott Buster in the face like that,do you know what he's going to do?
Ross:What?
Aragorn:He's going to drop to the floor and squeal like a pig,from the sissy punch you gave him.The hole arena is going to laugh at you Ross,so I'm going to help you by putting this on.
Aragorn uses a pushpin to put a poster with T-Bone,Scott Buster,Matt Balden,Marty Brown and Ace Bell.
Aragorn:Now all you have to do is imagine you're homeless,and just been fired by T-Bone,humiliated by Scott Buster,pissed on by Matt Balden,screwed by Marty Brown,something I'm familiar with myself,and always corrected by Ace Bell.And let all that anger out into this punchbag.
Ross:Um,yeah I think I can do that.
Aragorn:Good.Now get to it.
Aragorn then walks to Kate.
Aragorn:Now Kate I know you're worried about this match as much as I am,because non other then that jerk brother of your is going to compete against us.But remember,that there was a time in your youth,when you used to fight each other over your parents,because they may have favored him better,and loved him more.I know you've been through such a thing,and all that pain and suffering were kept inside of you wasn't it?Well this is your biggest opportunity to shine over him,because if you stand by my side and support me,then I'll show you how to kick the ass of that brother of yours.Here--
Aragorn raises a DVD with "T-Bone's funniest moments" written on it,and puts it into the DVD player,turning the television set on.
Aragorn:Now you're going to watch and listen to your brother,and tell me what you think about him after.Be brave,I know a couple of people that died after seeing this scene...
Chase:Well then it's all started,I'm really looking forward to...
Kyle:Shut up,the only thing I'm looking forward to,is see Aragorn loosing!
T-Bone:Shut up you two!Everyone knows I'm the greatest,I can beat them both with my hands tied,on a deserted island,with water surrounding us,and sharks swimming in them,ready to tare these two buffoons apart,as I with my great strength,never seen before,would probably manage to kick them in their jewelry and WIN,you understand me,WIN!!
[/color]Ross:Phew...that was close,Chyna...oh no,Aragorn are you okay?
Chyna:That's what grabbed my attention as well.
Aragorn:I'm fine,don't worry about me.Worry about yourselves,because starting from now on,training will get a lot harder.I can't show you guys any moves because of what Maverick did to my arm and neck after that Snake Bite.
Kate:Does that hurt?Do you want some ice to put on it?
Aragorn:I told you I'm fine.I don't need--
Kate:Ah,the eternal macho man...that excites me...
Aragorn smiles.
Aragorn:Well how about you and I got to my place in the bathtub,and play the game?...
Kate turns angry again.
Kate:Heck no,what do you think I am?A very "friendly" person?Like Chyna?
Chyna:Who are you calling a very "friendly" person?T-Bone's little b1tching sister.
Kate:What,just wait until I tell him what you called me.
Chyna:It's no use,I don't have a contract here anymore.I'm working for Aragorn,remember?
Aragorn:Alright,that's enough!Kate stop acting like a princess,and start training.Chyna help Ross up.He doesn't seem to understand when I say--
Aragorn raises a megaphone to speak in.
--GET THE HELL UP AND STAND IN LINE YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF MAGGOT!!!
Ross doesn't even need the help of Chyna,as he quickly jumps up frightened,and stands in one line with the others.Ross stand in the left side,Chyna in the middle,and Kate sits on a bench showing that she's hurt from Aragorn shouting at her.Aragorn notices this,and walks towards her.
Aragorn:Aw,Kate I didn't mean to hurt you,honey.It's just that I want you guys to be at the very best so we can beat the team full of Butter,Biscuits and Milk.It's very important for me if you guys win,because if you haven't noticed--
Aragorn raises his megaphone again.
Aragorn:MY ARMS INURED AND CAN'T DO IT MYSELF,SO GET THE HELL IN LINE!!!
Kate suddenly jumps up scared,and rushes into the line,standing in the right side,as now the line is complete.Or is it?Aragorn walks in front of them,and speaks.
Aragorn:Now only one person is missing,and that person could only be...Maverick Jones.The guy who injured my arm.Well I must say it was a terrible idea,because I might cost him and myself our rumble places.So what am I going to do now?Well,I'll train you guys instead,and I'll leave Maverick do what he wants.We'll be the fantastic...four,and we will win the Elimination Tag Team match,I guaran-d*mn-tee it!Now Chyna,gives me fifty push ups.
Chyna:Yes,sir!
Chyna drops down and starts doing them,as Aragorn goes to grab a chair,and comes back turning it the other way around,and sitting on it like that,putting his left arm on it,and resting his right one in the protective bandage.
Aragorn:Ace I want you to start hitting the punchbag as hard as you can.
Ross:But I told you before that I don't know how to--
Aragorn raises his megaphone again.
Aragorn:DO YOU WANT TO ARGUE WITH ME ROSS?
Ross quickly starts punching the bag,as Aragorn is disgusted at what he sees.He stands up and walks to Ross to show him what he's doing wrong.
Aragorn:Ross...that was horrible.even my grandmother can hit better then you.If you punch someone like Scott Buster in the face like that,do you know what he's going to do?
Ross:What?
Aragorn:He's going to drop to the floor and squeal like a pig,from the sissy punch you gave him.The hole arena is going to laugh at you Ross,so I'm going to help you by putting this on.
Aragorn uses a pushpin to put a poster with T-Bone,Scott Buster,Matt Balden,Marty Brown and Ace Bell.
Aragorn:Now all you have to do is imagine you're homeless,and just been fired by T-Bone,humiliated by Scott Buster,pissed on by Matt Balden,screwed by Marty Brown,something I'm familiar with myself,and always corrected by Ace Bell.And let all that anger out into this punchbag.
Ross:Um,yeah I think I can do that.
Aragorn:Good.Now get to it.
Aragorn then walks to Kate.
Aragorn:Now Kate I know you're worried about this match as much as I am,because non other then that jerk brother of your is going to compete against us.But remember,that there was a time in your youth,when you used to fight each other over your parents,because they may have favored him better,and loved him more.I know you've been through such a thing,and all that pain and suffering were kept inside of you wasn't it?Well this is your biggest opportunity to shine over him,because if you stand by my side and support me,then I'll show you how to kick the ass of that brother of yours.Here--
Aragorn raises a DVD with "T-Bone's funniest moments" written on it,and puts it into the DVD player,turning the television set on.
Aragorn:Now you're going to watch and listen to your brother,and tell me what you think about him after.Be brave,I know a couple of people that died after seeing this scene...
Chase:Well then it's all started,I'm really looking forward to...
Kyle:Shut up,the only thing I'm looking forward to,is see Aragorn loosing!
T-Bone:Shut up you two!Everyone knows I'm the greatest,I can beat them both with my hands tied,on a deserted island,with water surrounding us,and sharks swimming in them,ready to tare these two buffoons apart,as I with my great strength,never seen before,would probably manage to kick them in their jewelry and WIN,you understand me,WIN!!
After the DVD stops,Aragorn is holding his mouth with both hands,not to laugh,as she looks at Kate's reaction,and she repulsed by it.
Aragorn:Now if that doesn't prove almost every rumor about his attitude,I don't know what does.
Kate:You're right,he's a jerk,but he's still my brother,and I love him.
Aragorn suddenly stops from laughing,and turns into a stunned mood.
Aragorn:What?But does he love you?Did you ever thought about that part?What did he ever do to you to deserve your love?Come on,tell me.
Kate doesn't answers,but looks at the ground.
Aragorn:Okay,if that didn't work,then take a look at this.
Chase:Well with T-Bone's permission,without saying anything about these two wrestlers in the ring,...that's got to hurt!
Kyle:Hope he manages to get out AND....
T-Bone are you two baling again?!Do i have to make myself clear again about how i would beat them both with my hands tied,on a deserted island,with water surrounding us,and sharks swimming in them,ready to tare these two buffoons apart,as I with my great strength,never seen before,would probably manage to kick them in their jewelry and WIN,you understand me,WIN??!
Kyle:NO!!!
Chase:NO!!!
T-Bone:Good,now back to our match...
Aragorn:And if that didn't set the cake then again...
Chase:OK I don't care if your that great T-Bone,becauseI'm payed to say that,these two are one of the best in USW!
Kyle:Um...Chase...you shouldn't have said that.It sounds like we don't care about wrestling at all,only the good pay...
T-Bone:Wait a minute Kyle,you got it all wrong.The hole world already knows they all revolve around me,Teh Sexy Emperor,and they also know how much of a big buffoon YOU TWO guys are,who don't care about the wrestling business,but get well payed,maybe even better as that girl,what's her name...oh yeah Missy the announcer,who always tries to get my phone number,but can't because I'm always busy giving interviews with men!
Kyle:I'm glad...you took a big rock off our backs!God bless your arrogant sole!I mean it!
T-Bone:Why thank you.
Aragorn:Now really do you think that a guy like him actually knows the meaning of the word..."love"?That's total bullsh1t I tell you.
Kate:You know what?I'll tell you when I'll be there...okay?
Aragorn:Okay,but hey you should take this DVD and watch the hole thing,because you'll regret it,I mean you won't regret it.
Kate takes the DVD,and leaves the gym,after kissing Aragorn on the cheek.Aragorn smiles as he looks at her go,as Ross stares at the couple like at a TV.Aragorn gets angry and turns his attention to him again,raising his megaphone to his mouth.
Aragorn:ROSS!!!YOU HAVE BETTER HOPE YOU TARED THE HOLE D*MN THING DOWN WITH YOUR HANDS BEFORE I GET THERE!
Aragorn then walks out of the scene,as the scene itself fades away,leaving the crowd to laugh,as this ends the segment.
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