Post by ---> Click <--- on Jul 15, 2008 13:01:09 GMT -5
Once again the scene opens backstage with Marty and Ace who sit on a table and play chess. The figures all stand where they stand at the start of the match and Marty holds one hand over them as if he wants to start but then he pulls it back and thinks. Then he sticks the hand out again only to pull it back again seconds later to think about it again. Ace looks at the figures with an analyzing look but if you look at him closer you see that his eyes aren't moving. He fell asleep with open eyes. The camera turns to the right where Matt sits on a chair and reads a book. "Everyone is a jerk but me . . . I am phenomenal!" it's the book that Scott Buster wrote in jail two months ago or three? Not the point. Matt reads the book to find out what Buster likes so he can crawl deep in his ass and become his favorite teammate. The camera turns around a little bit more and now you see T-Bone who talks in his cell phone.
T-Bone "hangs up" and calls the next girl.
As T-Bone realizes that the camera is showing him he shows his "I fire your ass" look and the camera quickly turns around again and now you see a door. The door is closed but it has a star on it and in that star it says "ToC". The four team members obviously wait for something in front of this door. After a few seconds the door swings open and the four men walk in. Only Ace stays outside still staring at the chess board until Marty shouts his name. Ace falls off the chair and quickly looks around himself as he gets what happens in that moment. He jumps to his feet and enters the room followed by the camera. Inside the room you see Scott Buster again with his military outfit. He stands in front of a blackboard and in his hand he has chalk. Ace, Marty, Balden and T-Bone sit in front of Buster and now he starts to talk.
Buster looks at Ace and Marty with a warning look.
Buster waits for some laughs or any other reaction but Ace and Marty don't seem to get it and T-Bone looks only disgusted at the Champ. Matt finally realizes that this was a funny comment and starts to laugh loudly and very acted.
T-Bone stares at Buster angrily.
Buster takes a break to see if anyone has a question but no one says something so he goes on.
Buster starts to walk up and down in front of his teammates.
Buster grins at T-Bone who cliches his fists already.
Buster leaves the room leaving Ace and Marty completely puzzled. Matt only follows him with a big grin on his face as if that would have made any sense and T-Bone only stares to the ground asking himself why he spends promo money for crap like this.
T-Bone
"Yes . . . yes, sure I love you. You are the one and only . . . yes, bye."
"Yes . . . yes, sure I love you. You are the one and only . . . yes, bye."
T-Bone "hangs up" and calls the next girl.
T-Bone
"Hey, it's me, T-Bone . . . I love you too baby. Teh sexy Emperor will never forget you . . ."
"Hey, it's me, T-Bone . . . I love you too baby. Teh sexy Emperor will never forget you . . ."
As T-Bone realizes that the camera is showing him he shows his "I fire your ass" look and the camera quickly turns around again and now you see a door. The door is closed but it has a star on it and in that star it says "ToC". The four team members obviously wait for something in front of this door. After a few seconds the door swings open and the four men walk in. Only Ace stays outside still staring at the chess board until Marty shouts his name. Ace falls off the chair and quickly looks around himself as he gets what happens in that moment. He jumps to his feet and enters the room followed by the camera. Inside the room you see Scott Buster again with his military outfit. He stands in front of a blackboard and in his hand he has chalk. Ace, Marty, Balden and T-Bone sit in front of Buster and now he starts to talk.
Scott Buster
"Ladies, that's for you Ace and you Marty, and Gentlemen, that's for you Matt and T-Bone, this sunday we will walk down to the ring, together as one! We will fight, we will sweat, we will bleed and by god, we will win! And just to make that clear . . ."
"Ladies, that's for you Ace and you Marty, and Gentlemen, that's for you Matt and T-Bone, this sunday we will walk down to the ring, together as one! We will fight, we will sweat, we will bleed and by god, we will win! And just to make that clear . . ."
Buster looks at Ace and Marty with a warning look.
Scott Buster
"We won't cry! For the win against Aragorn's team we need training, we need tactic and we need to know those jerks. They aren't normal jerks! Aragorn is brutal and violent. He swings that sledgehammer like Michael Jackson his thingy on a kid's birthday party!"
"We won't cry! For the win against Aragorn's team we need training, we need tactic and we need to know those jerks. They aren't normal jerks! Aragorn is brutal and violent. He swings that sledgehammer like Michael Jackson his thingy on a kid's birthday party!"
Buster waits for some laughs or any other reaction but Ace and Marty don't seem to get it and T-Bone looks only disgusted at the Champ. Matt finally realizes that this was a funny comment and starts to laugh loudly and very acted.
Matt Balden
"That was great, sir!"
"That was great, sir!"
Scott Buster
"Oh well . . . lets move on. Ross, he is an old fart but he knows you. He saw every single one of my matches and he knows how the Phenomenal One works. He is also kind of like Michael Jackson but I can't think of something particular now. Chyna! Chyna is a beast, she will rip off your head if she gets you! Stay away from her, that's my advice. She's like Michael Jackson in thriller! Now lets see Kate."
"Oh well . . . lets move on. Ross, he is an old fart but he knows you. He saw every single one of my matches and he knows how the Phenomenal One works. He is also kind of like Michael Jackson but I can't think of something particular now. Chyna! Chyna is a beast, she will rip off your head if she gets you! Stay away from her, that's my advice. She's like Michael Jackson in thriller! Now lets see Kate."
T-Bone stares at Buster angrily.
Scott Buster
"Uhm . . . T-Bone will take care of her . . . Maverick Jones, The Viper! As you saw today he came back to his sense. I can't say if that is better or worse for us. As freak he was ruthless but as the old Viper he is even more unpredictable. He has a clear mind now and his tactics could break our neck BUT he and Aragorn have trouble. Maybe Mav will leave the team which would be good for us because we had one less opponent to deal with. By the way, he is also like Michael Jackson because of that freakish time . . . yeah . . ."
"Uhm . . . T-Bone will take care of her . . . Maverick Jones, The Viper! As you saw today he came back to his sense. I can't say if that is better or worse for us. As freak he was ruthless but as the old Viper he is even more unpredictable. He has a clear mind now and his tactics could break our neck BUT he and Aragorn have trouble. Maybe Mav will leave the team which would be good for us because we had one less opponent to deal with. By the way, he is also like Michael Jackson because of that freakish time . . . yeah . . ."
Buster takes a break to see if anyone has a question but no one says something so he goes on.
Scott Buster
"Now that we know our enemies . . ."
"Now that we know our enemies . . ."
Buster starts to walk up and down in front of his teammates.
Scott Buster
" . . . we have to think of their weak spot. Do we find any similarity between them, huh? -YES! They are all like Michael Jackson . . . except Kate of course."
" . . . we have to think of their weak spot. Do we find any similarity between them, huh? -YES! They are all like Michael Jackson . . . except Kate of course."
Buster grins at T-Bone who cliches his fists already.
Scott Buster
"What is Michael Jackson's weak spot? Exactly, kids who can't keep their mouthes shut! Which means: We have to kick them in the nuts and pin them one, two, three! Class dismissed!"
"What is Michael Jackson's weak spot? Exactly, kids who can't keep their mouthes shut! Which means: We have to kick them in the nuts and pin them one, two, three! Class dismissed!"
Buster leaves the room leaving Ace and Marty completely puzzled. Matt only follows him with a big grin on his face as if that would have made any sense and T-Bone only stares to the ground asking himself why he spends promo money for crap like this.
EOT
