Post by OWNED!!! on Jun 15, 2008 3:48:29 GMT -5
Maria is seen in the back with an EWA ReVamped microphone in hand. She is dressed in a silkily revealing red outfit. Smiling at the camera, she looks into it and then speaks, introducing her guest.
Maria:
Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing my guest at this time…he is the longest reigning EWA United World heavyweight Champion in history: Kimbodo!
There is a brief pause as the camera pans out, only to show no-one there. Maria is still in shot and smiling at the camera. Her expression then changes as she turns to face Kimbodo who is not there. After a few awkward moments of stuttering, Maria regains her composure as Kimbodo rejoins her. The camera sees Kimbodo for the first time. He appears with a “TAP OUT!” shirt on. However, the “OUT!” part is covered by the EWA United World Heavyweight Championship belt.
Maria:
Now Kimbodo you may be the longes-
Kimbodo cuts Maria off before she can go on at this time by Kimbodo himself.
Kimbodo:
Well that isn’t exactly 100% accurate Maria. You see while my 90 day plus reign is the longest single reign, it is NOT, the longest time someone has held this belt in combined reigns. You see there was a certain other individual who has held this belt longer. In fact, he has held this belt for one hundred and two days. He is the 4-time…
Kimbodo now has to stop as the arena explodes in cheers, louder than anything heard before.
Kimbodo:
Well I think we know who it is, but you see that’s not important! What is important is that should I retain at Global Supremacy, I will be only a few days short of overtaking that milestone and the new name people associate with this title will be none other than THE Submission Master…Kimbodo!
A huge amount of heat greets Kimbodo, but not as much as the cheers before.
Maria:
Well regardless Kimbodo, tonight you will have to go one on one with another man who calls himself the Submission Master – Maverick Jones. He will be just one of your opponents at Global Supremacy though, as you will have to face off against Scott Buster as well. What are your thoughts on this predicament you are in?
Kimbodo:
What are my thoughts? Well let’s see, on one hand you have a former United World Heavyweight Champion, a guy who is very well-versed in submission and mat wrestling. He’s agile, nimble and strong as well. He has all the tools to take the belt off me and some have said we have very similar wrestling styles.
Then on the other hand you have another former United World Heavyweight Champion, a guy who is possibly – no, scratch that – probably the best high-flyer going around. He has all the physical tools to get it done as well – speed, strength and an unbelievable arsenal of aerial moves.
Maria:
So…are you saying you might lose?
Kimbodo:
What?! Hell no!!! What’ve you been smoking!?! I’m Kimbodo! I’m the champ! I’m the Submission Master for God’s sake!!!
Kimbodo holds up the belt now and points to what it says.
Kimbodo:
Read that Maria!
Maria:
Um…it says EWA United World Heavyweight Champion.
Kimbodo:
And what does it say underneath it.
Maria:
Kimbodo-
Kimbodo:
That’s right! It says Kimbodo! That’s me!
Kimbodo points to himself now as he’s in a frenzy.
Kimbodo:
You know I hear people telling me that Scott Buster has hung with The ShowStopper-
Again Kimbodo is cut off by fanatical cheering.
Kimbodo:
As if somehow they think that means something! As if I’m supposed to be scared? Intimidated? Well newsflash Buster, after I go through you at Global Supremacy…I’ll be better than The ShowStopper!
Boos for Kimbodo now as the crowd don’t like what he’s saying.
Kimbodo:
And then Maverick Jones…sucking on his mother’s nipples…
The crowd literally burst out in laughter for that line but Kimbodo cuts them off.
Kimbodo:
Shut up! Don’t laugh at my jokes!
The crowd now resume booing as the champ goes on.
Kimbodo:
Maverick and his little minions have been a thorn in my side for too long! Too d@mn long! Well guess what, I already retired your little sidekick JGH! Yeah, that’s right, put his Scottish @ss on the shelf with Flyer and Iceki- Well I think Icekid’s in a wooden box rather than on a shelf-
Enormous heat for Kimbodo for that comment and he can’t help but let out a maniac’s smirk.
Kimbodo:
So I guess what I’m trying to say is that I may be up against it with two veterans, two guys who have been to the top and have great resume’s. But the FACT! The godd@mn FACT of the matter is that I’m making MY resume as we speak! This isn’t time for the old guard to come back to hold the new guys down! No, no, no! It’s my time! It’s Kimbodo’s time! It’s time for the youth to rise to the top and not be held down any more! You see Buster, Jones, when you walk into the ring you won’t just be up against Kimbodo, you’ll be up against my people! My cohort! And we rest assured, we will achieve…Global Supremacy!!!
And with that Kimbodo storms off leaving Maria a little shocked, and a little turned on.
EOT
Maria:
Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing my guest at this time…he is the longest reigning EWA United World heavyweight Champion in history: Kimbodo!
There is a brief pause as the camera pans out, only to show no-one there. Maria is still in shot and smiling at the camera. Her expression then changes as she turns to face Kimbodo who is not there. After a few awkward moments of stuttering, Maria regains her composure as Kimbodo rejoins her. The camera sees Kimbodo for the first time. He appears with a “TAP OUT!” shirt on. However, the “OUT!” part is covered by the EWA United World Heavyweight Championship belt.
Maria:
Now Kimbodo you may be the longes-
Kimbodo cuts Maria off before she can go on at this time by Kimbodo himself.
Kimbodo:
Well that isn’t exactly 100% accurate Maria. You see while my 90 day plus reign is the longest single reign, it is NOT, the longest time someone has held this belt in combined reigns. You see there was a certain other individual who has held this belt longer. In fact, he has held this belt for one hundred and two days. He is the 4-time…
Kimbodo now has to stop as the arena explodes in cheers, louder than anything heard before.
Kimbodo:
Well I think we know who it is, but you see that’s not important! What is important is that should I retain at Global Supremacy, I will be only a few days short of overtaking that milestone and the new name people associate with this title will be none other than THE Submission Master…Kimbodo!
A huge amount of heat greets Kimbodo, but not as much as the cheers before.
Maria:
Well regardless Kimbodo, tonight you will have to go one on one with another man who calls himself the Submission Master – Maverick Jones. He will be just one of your opponents at Global Supremacy though, as you will have to face off against Scott Buster as well. What are your thoughts on this predicament you are in?
Kimbodo:
What are my thoughts? Well let’s see, on one hand you have a former United World Heavyweight Champion, a guy who is very well-versed in submission and mat wrestling. He’s agile, nimble and strong as well. He has all the tools to take the belt off me and some have said we have very similar wrestling styles.
Then on the other hand you have another former United World Heavyweight Champion, a guy who is possibly – no, scratch that – probably the best high-flyer going around. He has all the physical tools to get it done as well – speed, strength and an unbelievable arsenal of aerial moves.
Maria:
So…are you saying you might lose?
Kimbodo:
What?! Hell no!!! What’ve you been smoking!?! I’m Kimbodo! I’m the champ! I’m the Submission Master for God’s sake!!!
Kimbodo holds up the belt now and points to what it says.
Kimbodo:
Read that Maria!
Maria:
Um…it says EWA United World Heavyweight Champion.
Kimbodo:
And what does it say underneath it.
Maria:
Kimbodo-
Kimbodo:
That’s right! It says Kimbodo! That’s me!
Kimbodo points to himself now as he’s in a frenzy.
Kimbodo:
You know I hear people telling me that Scott Buster has hung with The ShowStopper-
Again Kimbodo is cut off by fanatical cheering.
Kimbodo:
As if somehow they think that means something! As if I’m supposed to be scared? Intimidated? Well newsflash Buster, after I go through you at Global Supremacy…I’ll be better than The ShowStopper!
Boos for Kimbodo now as the crowd don’t like what he’s saying.
Kimbodo:
And then Maverick Jones…sucking on his mother’s nipples…
The crowd literally burst out in laughter for that line but Kimbodo cuts them off.
Kimbodo:
Shut up! Don’t laugh at my jokes!
The crowd now resume booing as the champ goes on.
Kimbodo:
Maverick and his little minions have been a thorn in my side for too long! Too d@mn long! Well guess what, I already retired your little sidekick JGH! Yeah, that’s right, put his Scottish @ss on the shelf with Flyer and Iceki- Well I think Icekid’s in a wooden box rather than on a shelf-
Enormous heat for Kimbodo for that comment and he can’t help but let out a maniac’s smirk.
Kimbodo:
So I guess what I’m trying to say is that I may be up against it with two veterans, two guys who have been to the top and have great resume’s. But the FACT! The godd@mn FACT of the matter is that I’m making MY resume as we speak! This isn’t time for the old guard to come back to hold the new guys down! No, no, no! It’s my time! It’s Kimbodo’s time! It’s time for the youth to rise to the top and not be held down any more! You see Buster, Jones, when you walk into the ring you won’t just be up against Kimbodo, you’ll be up against my people! My cohort! And we rest assured, we will achieve…Global Supremacy!!!
And with that Kimbodo storms off leaving Maria a little shocked, and a little turned on.
EOT
