Post by The Legend of TOTEWAC... on Jun 15, 2008 2:48:04 GMT -5
The scene starts with Maria Stalls standing with a mic in her hand,wearing her usual backstage outfit.
Maria:Hello ladies and gentlemen,and welcome to another interview with...well,me.Tonight the man who's standing next to me,or better the King who's standing next to me defeated everybody who entered his path since his return.I welcome The King of Kings,Aragorn!
The crowd starts to boo,as the camera turns to the right,revealing Aragorn standing with his arms crossed,and putting out a thingyy,slightly bored smile.
Maria:Now Aragorn,last week you defeated one of your former best friends,sending a message about you.What do you think about the mental advantage you have on The Legend Killer going into MitB?
Aragorn:Well Maria,Tenney has been a good friend to me,I have to admit,I actually used him,JGH,Amazo,and who again?I'm sure there's more,um as a ladder to climb over them for my own selfish objectives,that is to become the top dog around here.The mental advantage you keep talking about is nothing much,then the fear of competing against me.Tenney had a big mouth,and he put his money where his mouth was,and I respect that.But boy you gotta admit that the beating he received last week,my oh my...
Maria:Impressive indeed,and what's more impressive is your current undefeated streak.4-0 to be precise.You're truly sending a message to all the other champs in the back,mostly Kimbodo,who is also undefeated for about 85 days.
Aragorn:Maria,you don't have to tell me and the rest of the jerks backstage how great I am,because it's quite understandable.Kimberly has what,an 85 days undefeated streak,well do you want me to tell you who the truly most dominant superstar in the history of EWA is?Me.Wanna know why?Because this little baby here...
Aragorn raises his EWA title in the air with his right hand.
Aragorn:...has been in my grasp for about...119 days,inarguably making me the most dominant force in this industry.So Kimberly...yeah,you with the bald head...
Aragorn turns to the camera.
Aragorn:I have a question for ya...are you on crack when you talk in the ring about yourself being the biggest idiot around,or have you just ate too much chocolate chip cookies and drank to much glasses of milk at night?Can't tell for sure,but the Viagra you're using,surely ain't doing no good for ya.So how about you saddle off,before I knock your teeth out your own troth,with that Heavyweight title you can shove up your a*s,because this little baby here has more prestige then that.With that said,I'm just going to give the biggest a*s whooping those other five losers have ever received in their life's,making myself The One True Main Event!If you're not down with that,then up Uranus!!!Get it?Hahaha....
Aragorn then leaves Maria shocked and confused,smirking a bit about the joke.The scene then ends with this.
[/center]Maria:Hello ladies and gentlemen,and welcome to another interview with...well,me.Tonight the man who's standing next to me,or better the King who's standing next to me defeated everybody who entered his path since his return.I welcome The King of Kings,Aragorn!
The crowd starts to boo,as the camera turns to the right,revealing Aragorn standing with his arms crossed,and putting out a thingyy,slightly bored smile.
Maria:Now Aragorn,last week you defeated one of your former best friends,sending a message about you.What do you think about the mental advantage you have on The Legend Killer going into MitB?
Aragorn:Well Maria,Tenney has been a good friend to me,I have to admit,I actually used him,JGH,Amazo,and who again?I'm sure there's more,um as a ladder to climb over them for my own selfish objectives,that is to become the top dog around here.The mental advantage you keep talking about is nothing much,then the fear of competing against me.Tenney had a big mouth,and he put his money where his mouth was,and I respect that.But boy you gotta admit that the beating he received last week,my oh my...
Maria:Impressive indeed,and what's more impressive is your current undefeated streak.4-0 to be precise.You're truly sending a message to all the other champs in the back,mostly Kimbodo,who is also undefeated for about 85 days.
Aragorn:Maria,you don't have to tell me and the rest of the jerks backstage how great I am,because it's quite understandable.Kimberly has what,an 85 days undefeated streak,well do you want me to tell you who the truly most dominant superstar in the history of EWA is?Me.Wanna know why?Because this little baby here...
Aragorn raises his EWA title in the air with his right hand.
Aragorn:...has been in my grasp for about...119 days,inarguably making me the most dominant force in this industry.So Kimberly...yeah,you with the bald head...
Aragorn turns to the camera.
Aragorn:I have a question for ya...are you on crack when you talk in the ring about yourself being the biggest idiot around,or have you just ate too much chocolate chip cookies and drank to much glasses of milk at night?Can't tell for sure,but the Viagra you're using,surely ain't doing no good for ya.So how about you saddle off,before I knock your teeth out your own troth,with that Heavyweight title you can shove up your a*s,because this little baby here has more prestige then that.With that said,I'm just going to give the biggest a*s whooping those other five losers have ever received in their life's,making myself The One True Main Event!If you're not down with that,then up Uranus!!!Get it?Hahaha....
Aragorn then leaves Maria shocked and confused,smirking a bit about the joke.The scene then ends with this.
