Post by The Legend of TOTEWAC... on Jun 7, 2008 4:24:24 GMT -5
The scene starts with Maria Stalls standing before the camera with a mic in her hand.
Maria:Hello ladies and gentlemen,I'm standing next to one of the biggest superstars in EWA today--
Maria's cut of short by Aragorn,and as he does so,he annoys the crowd who boo immediately.
Aragorn:Hey I just couldn't look over the phrase you just said earlier, "one of the biggest superstars"?Try THE biggest superstar.I ended Showstoppers career when no other phony would've dreamed of ever doing such a thing.I battled him through the ring,backstage,in a steel cage,and hell itself,and survived just to piss on the Showstopper legacy,and flush it down the toilet drain,so you just go on and say the right thing about me babe.
Maria looks confused,but starts again.
Maria:Okay,then let me start this again.Hello ladies and gentlemen,I'm standing next to...probably?
Aragorn doesn't approve.
Maria:Arguably?
Nor this time.
Maria:Surely?
Aragorn nods in approval.
Maria:...surely,the biggest superstar in the EWA,The Kings of Kings, Aragorn.
The crowd boos,as Aragorn smirks.
Aragorn:You got that right.And now The King is going to beat Jason Prince-ess?Is that right?
Maria:No,only Prince.He did said you were a princess tough.
Aragorn:Me?A princess?Hahahahahahah....this is like one of those bad commercials...well I know why Jason said that,and the only thing coming in my mind is....because he's a complete idiot.Not only did the comparison didn't make any sense,but it will cost him dearly.Because I'm going to shove that mouth of yours into a steel post,and everybody is going to enjoy watching what you just ate for breakfast.
Aragorn smiles thingyily,but the crowd boos vehemently.
Aragorn:You see Andy Brookes was a better wrestler then you,yet he still lost.Brezzy had some kind of weird sexual background,changing it from a man to a moose or from a woman to something I don't even want to know,since the people who knew him before he received the biggest beating in his life,well...knew him better.
Brezzy's fans boo,as the rest laugh.
Aragorn:But my point is that even HE "was" better then you.CJ Henderson,the famous son of...who was he again?Oh the guy who used to sell me and the rest of my DX gang,hamburgers and coke back in the old USW days.He was a better wrestler then you.And not to mention...I'm a better wrestler then you,and I'm going to show you what's it like to taste your own blood,and know how losers feel like,after they make the worst decision in their life,and step in the ring with The King of Kings.
Aragorn continues to smile,as the crowd boos loudly.
Aragorn:Jason Prince get ready,for all I know is....that you're seeking out death...and death only comes when it wants to...so if you're watching...you're looking at it.
Aragorn laughs thingyily and viciously,as Maria gets a bit scared of sadistic personality.
Maria:Mister Aragorn,I think you heard that if you win the Conquer the Mountain match,then the Money in the Bank suitcase will allow you to face Kimbodo.What is your point of view about this?
Aragorn stops laughing,but smirks,and looks into Maria's eyes.
Aragorn:Kimbodo is a big joke.Just another terd in the toilet of EWA, Maria.If I win the Conquer the Mountain match,which by the way,rest assured people,that I will,then I'll be able to contest ANY Maria,ANY title I want in EWA.That means the scumbag who's holding MY World Title,the sick guy who's holding the United States title,or the weird sect holding the Smash title.So do you now Maria,why these jerks sitting on their fat a*ses in the attendances booo me?Read my lips...BECAUSE...I'M...THAT....D*MN....GOOD!
Aragorn then smiles thingyily again,and leaves Maria stunned and a bit frightened,while the crowd continue to boo.
[/center]Maria:Hello ladies and gentlemen,I'm standing next to one of the biggest superstars in EWA today--
Maria's cut of short by Aragorn,and as he does so,he annoys the crowd who boo immediately.
Aragorn:Hey I just couldn't look over the phrase you just said earlier, "one of the biggest superstars"?Try THE biggest superstar.I ended Showstoppers career when no other phony would've dreamed of ever doing such a thing.I battled him through the ring,backstage,in a steel cage,and hell itself,and survived just to piss on the Showstopper legacy,and flush it down the toilet drain,so you just go on and say the right thing about me babe.
Maria looks confused,but starts again.
Maria:Okay,then let me start this again.Hello ladies and gentlemen,I'm standing next to...probably?
Aragorn doesn't approve.
Maria:Arguably?
Nor this time.
Maria:Surely?
Aragorn nods in approval.
Maria:...surely,the biggest superstar in the EWA,The Kings of Kings, Aragorn.
The crowd boos,as Aragorn smirks.
Aragorn:You got that right.And now The King is going to beat Jason Prince-ess?Is that right?
Maria:No,only Prince.He did said you were a princess tough.
Aragorn:Me?A princess?Hahahahahahah....this is like one of those bad commercials...well I know why Jason said that,and the only thing coming in my mind is....because he's a complete idiot.Not only did the comparison didn't make any sense,but it will cost him dearly.Because I'm going to shove that mouth of yours into a steel post,and everybody is going to enjoy watching what you just ate for breakfast.
Aragorn smiles thingyily,but the crowd boos vehemently.
Aragorn:You see Andy Brookes was a better wrestler then you,yet he still lost.Brezzy had some kind of weird sexual background,changing it from a man to a moose or from a woman to something I don't even want to know,since the people who knew him before he received the biggest beating in his life,well...knew him better.
Brezzy's fans boo,as the rest laugh.
Aragorn:But my point is that even HE "was" better then you.CJ Henderson,the famous son of...who was he again?Oh the guy who used to sell me and the rest of my DX gang,hamburgers and coke back in the old USW days.He was a better wrestler then you.And not to mention...I'm a better wrestler then you,and I'm going to show you what's it like to taste your own blood,and know how losers feel like,after they make the worst decision in their life,and step in the ring with The King of Kings.
Aragorn continues to smile,as the crowd boos loudly.
Aragorn:Jason Prince get ready,for all I know is....that you're seeking out death...and death only comes when it wants to...so if you're watching...you're looking at it.
Aragorn laughs thingyily and viciously,as Maria gets a bit scared of sadistic personality.
Maria:Mister Aragorn,I think you heard that if you win the Conquer the Mountain match,then the Money in the Bank suitcase will allow you to face Kimbodo.What is your point of view about this?
Aragorn stops laughing,but smirks,and looks into Maria's eyes.
Aragorn:Kimbodo is a big joke.Just another terd in the toilet of EWA, Maria.If I win the Conquer the Mountain match,which by the way,rest assured people,that I will,then I'll be able to contest ANY Maria,ANY title I want in EWA.That means the scumbag who's holding MY World Title,the sick guy who's holding the United States title,or the weird sect holding the Smash title.So do you now Maria,why these jerks sitting on their fat a*ses in the attendances booo me?Read my lips...BECAUSE...I'M...THAT....D*MN....GOOD!
Aragorn then smiles thingyily again,and leaves Maria stunned and a bit frightened,while the crowd continue to boo.
