Post by THE Brian Kendrick on Jun 4, 2008 6:11:13 GMT -5
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Maria: Hello everyone and welcome back. I'm Maria Stalls and I'm here with Brezzy, who has just came from a big upset last week, defeating Steve O'Hara. But by the looks of it, you had a really narrow escape there.
Brezzy looks at Maria in disgust.
Brezzy: Ah Maria. Haven't seen you in a while. I kinda missed your shrill voice and dopey look on your face.
Maria: umm....well I...
Brezzy: We've had a history not so long ago, but I've grown above that now. I've got a much bigger goal to chase. But you still ask the same old stupid questions.
Maria looks confused.
Brezzy: A narrow escape? Who do you think I am? What O'Hara has to realize is that he stepped into the ring with one sadistic b*****d, and payed for it dearly. And now I get to compete in this "Conquer the Mountain" match. You see to me, that's just another lamo themed match to injure more wrestlers, but with a reason. And that reason is for a number 1 contender spot for the World Championship. And this will be my destiny. T-Bone has set a path of nails for me to tread, and believe me when I say that I won't Tread. I'll crawl on all fours. You can throw anything you want at me T-Bone, because i'll enjoy every minute of it. I've been through broken glass, barbed wire, thumbtacks, flaming tables, and even a sex change!! So go ahead. Throw anything you want in my way. Because that championship is my Destiny, and nothing will stop me from fulfilling that Destiny.
Maria: Umm...okay well...erm...so, your Destiny eh? Sounds pretty good. But will you be able to focus on the tasks at hand with that huge gash over your forehead?
Brezzy stares at Maria.
Brezzy: Didn't you just hear me!? I've got a bandage over my head don't I? The blood has stopped bleeding hasn't it? It's just a cut that's all. I said Nothing will stand in my way, and I proved it after I beat your a*s not so long ago. And T-Bone, don't you think...
Maria: HEY!! As I recall, I was the one who beat you! And so did Raven, and Kandy Kaylee, and...
Brezzy: That's enough! Apparently you didn't hear me the first time. I'm above that. That was the old me, and now you're looking at the new me. The future World Champion! And to prove that I've changed, allow me to introduce to you my Girlfriend, Desire!
Brezzy points to the door as a sexy gothic woman named Desire enters and wraps her arms around Brezzy's waist. After a quick kiss on the lips, Brezzy and Desire staredown Maria.
Maria: Wow. I'm...I'm shocked. I didn't think you erm...
Desire: You didn't think what? Brezzy is the greatest man to be with, and you failed to see that. And now you're jealous right?
Maria: No. I'm...
Desire: Listen. Just because I'm prettier than you and I got Brezzy first doesn't mean that you should say such terrible things like that.
Maria: What? Why I oughta...
Brezzy: Shut it lady. We're done here. Come on Desire. I've got a match to prepare for. Let's go umm...get changed.
Desire giggles as the two leave, leaving Maria alone in the room.
EOT
Maria: Hello everyone and welcome back. I'm Maria Stalls and I'm here with Brezzy, who has just came from a big upset last week, defeating Steve O'Hara. But by the looks of it, you had a really narrow escape there.
Brezzy looks at Maria in disgust.
Brezzy: Ah Maria. Haven't seen you in a while. I kinda missed your shrill voice and dopey look on your face.
Maria: umm....well I...
Brezzy: We've had a history not so long ago, but I've grown above that now. I've got a much bigger goal to chase. But you still ask the same old stupid questions.
Maria looks confused.
Brezzy: A narrow escape? Who do you think I am? What O'Hara has to realize is that he stepped into the ring with one sadistic b*****d, and payed for it dearly. And now I get to compete in this "Conquer the Mountain" match. You see to me, that's just another lamo themed match to injure more wrestlers, but with a reason. And that reason is for a number 1 contender spot for the World Championship. And this will be my destiny. T-Bone has set a path of nails for me to tread, and believe me when I say that I won't Tread. I'll crawl on all fours. You can throw anything you want at me T-Bone, because i'll enjoy every minute of it. I've been through broken glass, barbed wire, thumbtacks, flaming tables, and even a sex change!! So go ahead. Throw anything you want in my way. Because that championship is my Destiny, and nothing will stop me from fulfilling that Destiny.
Maria: Umm...okay well...erm...so, your Destiny eh? Sounds pretty good. But will you be able to focus on the tasks at hand with that huge gash over your forehead?
Brezzy stares at Maria.
Brezzy: Didn't you just hear me!? I've got a bandage over my head don't I? The blood has stopped bleeding hasn't it? It's just a cut that's all. I said Nothing will stand in my way, and I proved it after I beat your a*s not so long ago. And T-Bone, don't you think...
Maria: HEY!! As I recall, I was the one who beat you! And so did Raven, and Kandy Kaylee, and...
Brezzy: That's enough! Apparently you didn't hear me the first time. I'm above that. That was the old me, and now you're looking at the new me. The future World Champion! And to prove that I've changed, allow me to introduce to you my Girlfriend, Desire!
Brezzy points to the door as a sexy gothic woman named Desire enters and wraps her arms around Brezzy's waist. After a quick kiss on the lips, Brezzy and Desire staredown Maria.
Maria: Wow. I'm...I'm shocked. I didn't think you erm...
Desire: You didn't think what? Brezzy is the greatest man to be with, and you failed to see that. And now you're jealous right?
Maria: No. I'm...
Desire: Listen. Just because I'm prettier than you and I got Brezzy first doesn't mean that you should say such terrible things like that.
Maria: What? Why I oughta...
Brezzy: Shut it lady. We're done here. Come on Desire. I've got a match to prepare for. Let's go umm...get changed.
Desire giggles as the two leave, leaving Maria alone in the room.
EOT
