Post by OWNED!!! on May 29, 2008 11:32:14 GMT -5
The crowd boos mercilessly as the EWA United World Heavyweight Champion Kimbodo steps out onto the stage. Looking incredibly relaxed, The Submission Master wears jeans, a closefitting black shirt and shades. Kimbodo looks down at his waist, shakes his head, and then looks back up at the fans with a poignant scowl. Kimbodo has a mic in hand and is backstage by himself with the title on his shoulder.
Ace:
This is a sight that we have seen in over two months. Kimbodo, the EWA Champion.
Kimbodo:
Y’know … you would think that after everything I’ve done for you people, you would show me a little more respect.
~ Big-time heat for The Submission Master, who stares into the camera.
Kimbodo:
For the past two and a half months, I’ve taken this brand, EWA … I’ve taken this COMPANY on my back! For the past two and a half months, I’ve reigned as the EWA Champion, and put on some of the best matches that any of you have ever seen!
~ Kimbodo takes a deep breath before continuing.
Kimbodo:
For the past two and a half months, I have put my body on the line, because as the number one superstar in this company, it is something I had to do. For the past … two … months, I have been, quite simply, a untouchable...
~ The crowd boos as Kimbodo strolls around the ring for a bit, while ringside attendants watch their champion intently.
Kimbodo:
After battling for hours, against the toughest and most talented superstars in this company -- after DOMINATING the best wrestlers in the world … after all of that, you people still don’t respect me.
~ Kimbodo takes his shades off.
Kimbodo:
The one thing that I’ve worked I disagree off to get … the one thing I worked I disagree off to keep … the most prestigious prize in this business … the EWA Championship … and I’ve now officially held it longer in a single reign than anyone ever. I’ve defended it and retained it more times than anyone ever!
~ The crowd boos, causing Kimbodo to stare at them with fury. Kimbodo fiercely glares at the crowd.
Kimbodo:
In the space of time Icekid held this title, he defended it once. I defended it three times – and it’ll be four after tonight!
~ More boos for him as Kimbodo wipes his mouth, clearly riled up.
Kimbodo:
I left Icekid a cripple. I left him a shell of a man who did nothing noteworthy after I demolished him. Now that talentless loser is dead…
~ Crowd boos
Kimbodo:
And I really couldn’t give two drops of p1ss, if I’m to be perfectly honest. Hell, I guess you could say I ended Icekid’s will to compete, his will to…live. I guess you could say I killed…Icekid…
~ Quick shot of some young kid in the first row booing Kimbodo and giving him the thumbs down.
Kimbodo:
Need I remind you of how I won this title…by retiring Flyer!
~ A slight ‘Flyer’ chant starts up, but Kimbodo continues.
Kimbodo:
And then P4 couldn’t beat me!
~ Crowd cheers.
Kimbodo:
And then I retained my title in basically a three on one handicap match against JGH, Lachlan Smith and Maverick Jones!
~ Cheap heat
Kimbodo:
So why is it, that tonight, my opponents are two guys who already had a shot at me, and failed!?! JGH and P4 couldn’t beat me, so now they get another chance? I don’t get it! But what I will do tonight, is that I will prove that I am better than both of them, that I am the longest reigning champi-
~ Kimbodo stops abruptly as the crowd are confused. He then smiles to himself and speaks.
Kimbodo:
Well, that’s not entirely true, but it does bring me to my next point. You see after I retain my title tonight, I will be making a VERY, important announcement on the next EWA show…
~ The crowd noise starts to build as they don’t know what’s happening but are intruiged as we cut back to the arena.
