Nation Segment from Ravenous Intentions

[Remember Me?]

I never did finish this. I'll post the three parts to it in here:-

At the beginning of Ravenous Intentions...

JGH, Mr. P and The Rock are standing on a bridge with Jacob Grant. They have Jacob Grant tied to a chair and gagged.

~~The Rock~~
Listen up, Jabroni. You said you were going to help us but you have sit on your candy ass and do nothing. So now the Nation are kicking you out... Nation style.

JGH begins prancing around all ganster-like, with the occasional 'Oh yeah'. The Rock and Mr. P then sharply turn their heads towards him, clearly confused. Upon seeing this, JGH quickly stops and there is an akward pause. The Rock then shakes his head and orders Mr. P and JGH to put Jacob Grant into a large box and seal him up. A moment later, a pick-up man arrives in a van. He then gets out of the van and smiles at The Rock, Mr. P and JGH before attempting to move the box.

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~~Pick-up Man~~
(laughing) What have you got in here? A body?

Mr. P, JGH and The Rock look at each other with a concerned look on their face. They then huddle together.[/i]

~~Mr. P~~
(whispering) He knows...

~~The Rock~~
(whispering) How in the blue hell would that Jabroni know?

~~JGH~~
(whispering) I have an idea!

With that, JGH leaps at the pick-up man and assaults him with a fury of strikes, leaving The Rock and Mr. P speechless.[/i]

~~Mr. P~~
Now we are stuck with Jacob Grant and could be up for assault if this idiot pick-up man knows who we are... which he will because we are house hold names. Nice going!

The Rock then smiles.[/i]

~~The Rock~~
You are wrong, Jabroni. *points to the water below the bridge they are standing on* Anyway, we can just chuck this popcorn fart *points at the box containing Jacob Grant* in the people's water and get rid of that peice of trash right now!

Mr. P smiles and goes towards the box. The Rock and JGH then follow suit and with a great effort, push the box off the bridge and into the water. JGH then looks down at the knocked out pick-up man.[/i]

~~JGH~~
What about this dude?

The Rock and Mr. P think for a moment before looking towards each other and smiling.

Find out what happens to the pick-up man... in part 2![/i][/b][/center]

[Remember Me?]

Just before Match 3...

The cameras get a shot of The Rock, Mr. P and JGH. The Rock is in the driver's seat of the van they stole from the pick-up man and Mr. P is in the passenger's seat. JGH is standing outside. They are parked outside a hospital.

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~~JGH~~
So let me get this straight. I take that guy into the hospital and tell them that he... uh... has a cold?

~~The Rock~~
No, Jabroni. Listen...

JGH gets closer.[/i]

~~The Rock~~
You take the Jabroni in, say he hit his head and appears to have amnesia. Say things like he thinks he's a model. *JGH smiles* Quit smiling, Jabroni; just because you like to model women's clothing!

JGH begins to pout.[/i]

~~The Rock~~
Just say that he thinks we attacked him when he really fell off a cliff and hit his head.

~~Mr. P~~
Fell of a cliff? How would he still be alive?

~~The Rock~~
Just go with the flow, Jabroni's.

JGH then shrugs before picking out the pick-up man from the back of the van and dragging him into the hospital. The Rock and Mr. P then put on the radio as they wait for JGH. 'I'm a Barbie Girl' begins to play. The Rock quickly shuts it off.[/i]

~~The Rock~~
What in the blue hell was that?

~~Mr. P~~
That's JGH's favourite song.

~~The Rock~~
Wait a minute...

The Rock pulls out a CD, and it reads 'Property of JGH - DO NOT LISTEN!'. As The Rock and Mr. P read this, they burst out into laughter.[/i]

~~The Rock~~
(still laughing) Okay, okay, okay. Let's listen to some real music! The People's Music!

The Rock inserts a CD. Then him singing a song called 'Pie' begins to play. The Rock and Mr. P begin to bob their heads and The Rock begins to sing along. Shortly after, JGH comes running out. He then hops in the back. Then, realising they are listening to a CD, he panics...[/i]

~~JGH~~
Uh, you didn't listen to the CD that was in there, did you?

The Rock and Mr. P look towards each other and laugh once more.[/i]

~~JGH~~
Guys, that wasn't mine! It's my sister's!

Suddenly, un-seen by the three inside the van, a wet and angered Jacob Grant limps onto the scene and stands behind the van. Then, still not noticing Jacob Grant, they reverse and knock him over, before driving off. The camera then switches inside the van after briefly showing Jacob Grant laying on the ground, uncontious.[/i]

~~The Rock~~
Oh crap, Jabroni's. Our matches start soon!

~~Mr. P~~
Quick. Go quickly, Jabroni!

The Rock looks towards Mr. P with an angered expression and shows the People's Eyebrow.[/i]

~~Mr. P~~
I'm sorry, man. I won't steal your catch praphes anymore.

~~JGH~~
You better not. Or The Rock will layeth the SmackDown on your candy ass!

With that, The Rock swirves the van, causing JGH to fall over. Then he picks up speed as the race to the arena begins.

Find out if The Rock, JGH and Mr. P make it to the arena... in Part 3[/i]![/b][/center]

[Remember Me?]

Just before Match 4...

The camera shows the van containing The Rock, Mr. P and JGH speeding down the highway. The camera then shows The Rock and Mr. P still singing along to The Rock's 'Pie' song, with Mr. P in the back reading his weekly issue of 'Women's Own'. Suddenly, a car comes speeding up beside them. Wierdly enough, the car slowed down once it got by the side of the van. This gets The Rock and Mr. P's attention. In the car is an old women driving and an old man. The old women then looks over to the van and gives the Nation the middle finger.

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~~Mr. P~~
What the heck was that? She just give us the freaking finger!

The Rock then peers over to the car, leaving the wheel go. Mr. P quickly grabs the wheel as The Rock yells at the car.[/i]

~~The Rock~~
Don't make The Rock come over there and layeth the SmackethDown on both your wrinkly candy asses!

With that, the man reaches for something in the back of the car. He then pulls out...[/i]

~~Mr. P~~
SH!T, A GUN!

With that, The Rock takes control of the wheel and goes full steam ahead, with the old man missing the target. Instead the old man shoots Jacob Grant, who was suprisingly driving behind the van on a scooter, despite the abuse and the running over. The old couple, upon seeing this, take their eyes off the road and crash into a nearby schoolbus. This allows the Nation to safely get away. As The Rock and Mr. P look in their mirrors and see this, they laugh and give each other high fives. The old man then jumps out of the car and begins giving the Nation the finger with both hands, also yelling abuse.[/i]

~~The Rock~~
Those Jabroni's are lucky they crashed because The Rock was getting ready to take that gun, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and stick it straight up both your candy asses.

Mr. P then looks behind to JGH, who is still reading his magazine, completely oblivious as to what just went down. Mr. P then sits back in his chair and nudges The Rock to show him JGH. Mr. P then begins talking loudly...[/i]

~~Mr. P~~
(shouting) Wow, those chicks are hot Rocky!

~~The Rock~~
Yeah, and you can see their bra's...

JGH then jumps up.

~~JGH~~
Did someone mention bra's?

The Rock then rips the magazine out of JGH's hand and passes it to Mr. P, who in turn slams JGH accross the head with it.[/i]

~~Mr. P~~
Dude, we were nearly shot by some old guy and you're back there reading this gay magazine? Not cool!

The Rock then taps Mr. P on the shoulder and points to the EWA arena, just in front of them.[/i]

~~The Rock~~
We made it, Jabroni's![/color]

The Rock, Mr. P and JGH then stumble out of the van. As they do so, they see Kratos stepping out of his limo.[/i]

~~The Rock~~
Look, it's that Jabroni who The Rock has to fight later on. Go take him out, JGH!

With that, JGH sneaks up behind Kratos and jumps on his back. Kratos then grabs JGH's hair and pulls him over his shoulder, onto the ground. That gives Mr. P enough time to get a brick and slam Kratos accross the head with it. Mr. P then helps JGH up as The Rock smiles at the damage done.[/i]

~~The Rock~~
It looks as though The Rock will get a bye in the tournament later on because this Jabroni doesn't look like he's in any sort of condition to go one on one with the Great One![/color]

With that, they all head inside the arena as the camera focuses out.

So The Rock, Mr. P and JGH managed to attack a pick-up man, take him to the hospital, and get away with it... cause an old couple to crash into a school bus... get Jacob Grant killed AND take out Kratos... pretty eventful![/i]![/b][/center]