Post by Mr. P on Apr 27, 2008 17:44:23 GMT -5
When the show theme song cuts the show opens up backstage with Mister P and P4 in the interview area. The crowd quickly settles down in anticipation of what the two have to say.
Mister P
Good evening, now every night we come back here and we usually talk about our opponents or something with the next stop on our Domination Tour. And tonight we managed to swing top air time and the craziest thing happened. We didn't have anything to say.
P4
It turns out there isn't a whole lot to a few guys that couldn't get any further in their careers without a tag team refering to themselves as Kings.
Mr. P
What did they do to become kings anyways?
P4
Things to T-Bone that will never be discussed.
The two then look at eachother with disturbed and confused faces for a moment. They then regain their composure and continue.
Mister P
So we decided that in honor of making completely undeserving titles for people, we would coronate two of the most deserving people in EWA at Rise to Demise.
P4
But we will not be making people kings, no no that's rediculous. We will be crowning the new Em(P)erors of EWA. And you can only find out who they are by tuning in to Rise to Demise this tuesday! BECAUSE THAT'S . . . .
Mister P
how he rolls.
P4 looks at Mr. P with an upset look in disbelief.
P4
Hey man come over here for a second
P4 guides Mr. P over behind a corner however the camera man follows at a distance.
P4
Why would you do that. That's my catchphrase. I say that, it's my thing. You can't just go around saying your partner's phrases and cutting them off. I looked rediculous out there. How would you feel if I went around saying Mr. P, the number one reason? You'd be upset I bet. No no no, really, how would you feel?
Mister P
I'd probably be okay with that.
P4
Well . . .
Mr. P
I'm sorry buddy
P4
Don't let it happen again
P4 then walks away leaving Mr. P in a very acward situation. Mister P looks at the camera with a blank expression for a moment.
Mister P
Mother Woven
Mister P turns and walks away as the screen fades out to the first match of the night
Mister P
Good evening, now every night we come back here and we usually talk about our opponents or something with the next stop on our Domination Tour. And tonight we managed to swing top air time and the craziest thing happened. We didn't have anything to say.
P4
It turns out there isn't a whole lot to a few guys that couldn't get any further in their careers without a tag team refering to themselves as Kings.
Mr. P
What did they do to become kings anyways?
P4
Things to T-Bone that will never be discussed.
The two then look at eachother with disturbed and confused faces for a moment. They then regain their composure and continue.
Mister P
So we decided that in honor of making completely undeserving titles for people, we would coronate two of the most deserving people in EWA at Rise to Demise.
P4
But we will not be making people kings, no no that's rediculous. We will be crowning the new Em(P)erors of EWA. And you can only find out who they are by tuning in to Rise to Demise this tuesday! BECAUSE THAT'S . . . .
Mister P
how he rolls.
P4 looks at Mr. P with an upset look in disbelief.
P4
Hey man come over here for a second
P4 guides Mr. P over behind a corner however the camera man follows at a distance.
P4
Why would you do that. That's my catchphrase. I say that, it's my thing. You can't just go around saying your partner's phrases and cutting them off. I looked rediculous out there. How would you feel if I went around saying Mr. P, the number one reason? You'd be upset I bet. No no no, really, how would you feel?
Mister P
I'd probably be okay with that.
P4
Well . . .
Mr. P
I'm sorry buddy
P4
Don't let it happen again
P4 then walks away leaving Mr. P in a very acward situation. Mister P looks at the camera with a blank expression for a moment.
Mister P
Mother Woven
Mister P turns and walks away as the screen fades out to the first match of the night
