Post by hassanumer999 on Apr 23, 2008 7:07:53 GMT -5
Raven, is one of the most decorated hardcore wrestlers of all time. He has won numerous world championships, including the NWA World Title, and the ECW Title. He is the only wrestler to have won titles in ECW, TNA, WWE and WCW. Levy is also the innovator of numerous types of "gimmick" wrestling matches, such as the Clockwork Orange House of Fun Match, the Raven's Rules Match, and the Hangman's Horror Match. He is considered a legit hardcore legend, not just a hardcore legend, but a pro-wrestling legend as well. However, the Raven never tasted success in the WWE, and when Paul Heyman brought him back, many thought that he would finally fullfil his "destiny". He won the hardcore title, and the tag title in just two weeks, and in tonight's Monday Night Raw main event, he faces two young wrestlers, Randy Orton and John Morrison, for a chance to take part in the WWE Championship match. Orton and Morrison are not strangers to success, Orton is a triple crown champion, while Morrison is a former tag champ, and also the former ECW World Champion.
[glow=red,2,300]Scene 1[/glow]
The scene opens in Raven's locker room where he is sitting on a stool, and putting on his wrestling gear. Raven puts on his wrestling boots, and ties the laces, and after that, he wraps white tape around his hands. He clenches his fists, feeling if the tape felt comfortable on his hands. He sees a problem with the left hand, so he takes off the tape, and wraps it around again. Satisfied, he pulls back his hair from his head, and reaches for the remote control for the television. He turns on the television, which is just across the room, and channel surfs for a few seconds before a knock is heard on the door. Raven turns off the T.V. and is about to get up, but Paul Heyman barges in, in his usual restless and overactive manner
:Raven:
What is it now, Paul?
Paul Heyman paces up and down the room, rubbing his hands the way one of the mad scientists in the cartoons do. He finally stops, and looks at Raven's confused face with a sinister smile.
:Raven:
Hey, will you speak up, or will I have to make you speak?
:Paul:
That won't be neccesary, Scott. I'm so excited about the prospect of you becoming the WWE champion! I got a few guys willing to sponsor you!
:Raven:
Wait, what the hell is wrong with you? I don't want any sponsorship deals!
Paul continues to blabber his mouth, not even aware of what he is saying, while he paces up and down the room. Raven gets up from his stool and stops Paul, and grabs his shirt. Raven looks at Paul, completely angry and begins to speak.
:Raven:
When I said that you could manage me, I didn't mean that you could get sponsorship deals for me, or any sort of that sh!t.
:Paul:
But, Scott, listen for a mome--
Heyman is cut off by a knock at the door, and Raven throws Paul Heyman onto a couch.
:Raven:
Who is it? Oh hell, don't tell me, just come on in.
The door opens, and Death Dagger runs in. Raven sighs, obviously getting annoyed by this young rookie. Dagger looks at Paul and then at Raven, and starts laughing.
:Dagger:
HAHAHAH!! Paulie got beat by Raven!!!
Dagger runs towards Raven with his hand raised high, wanting to high five the Raven, but Raven ignores Dagger and speaks to Paul.
:Raven:
Paul, you can just tell that company to f*ck off. I don't care if they're Nike, Adidas, Red Bull, or whatever. I don't want any sponsorship deal. I've worked I disagree off trying to become something in this business, and I've never taken a Sploosh sponsorship deal. What make you think that just because I'm supposedly some sort of a legend, I'll actually betray my own principles and sell out?
Paul Heyman stammers and replies back, or at least attempts to reply back, but once again, Death Dagger cuts in.
:Dagger:
Oh, Oh, Oh, can I get a sponsorship deal with Nike??
Raven turns around and looks at Dagger, annoyed by what is going on around him. The look on Raven's face is enough to not only scare Dagger, but to prompt him to take a few steps back as well.
:Raven:
Hey, Dagger, why don't you go hit a chair on someone or something along those lines? You obviously don't have anything better to do.
Dagger doesn't respond, but even if he wanted to, he could not, as the Raven storms out of the room, slamming the door of his locker room. In his mind, he thinks about how he is always, and will always, be surrounded by imbecils. Just like the Nest in ECW, the Flock in WCW, the Serotonin and the Gathering in TNA. And now the Hardcore Revolution. Raven sighs heavily as the scene fades out.
[glow=red,2,300]Scene 2[/glow]
The scene fades in Monday Night Raw's backstage area, where Todd Grisham is standing with Raven and Paul Heyman. Paul Heyman is pacing around the room, while Raven stands with his arms folded, wanting to get the interview over with. Todd Grisham looks a bit nervous, but who wouldn't be, if they had to interview someone like the Raven?
:Todd:
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am here with the Hardcore Legend, Raven, in his first interview since returnng to the WWE. Now, as you all know, Raven pioneered hardcore wrestling in the late 90's and brought it to the mainstream, but how will this aging pioneer fare against two young superstars with at least ten or twenty years ahead of them?
Todd extends the microphone towards Raven, but before Raven can say anything, Paul Heyman interupts and starts to speak.
:Paul:
Watch your language, Todd, because this aging pioneer, will dest-
Paul is cut off by Raven who pushes Paul aside. Raven looks on with a disgusted look on his face.
:Raven:
Paul, shut the f*ck up. I'm the one who'll do the talking you just stay out of my business.
Paul gets up and dusts his coat, but instead of going away like Raven told him to, Heyman stands near Todd Grisham, as if to say something when the interview would be over. Raven snatches the microphone from Todd's hand and looks straight into the camera with a look of steely determination and pure anger flowing through the eyes.
:Raven:
Todd, I don't give a Sploosh about your questions, I'll just say what I want, and get it over with. Randy Orton, you call yourself a legend killer. So what if you've beaten Shawn Michaels, Mick Foley, and Hulk Hogan? Michaels and Foley, I've said it before, those two are stuntmen that don't deserve to be called legends. As for Hulk Hogan, the guy can't wrestle his way out of a wet paperbag, he's an over-rated, peice of garbage. Just like you, Randy. Look into these eyes Randy, take a long hard look. Because the eyes are the window to the soul, and this man has no soul. No soul, no mercy, no remorse. Randy, Just try to kill this legend. If you attempt to "take my life" I'll take yours too. Try to hold me down, and you shall feel the Raven effect.
Raven lowers the mic from his lips and walks back from the camera. He stares vaguely for a few moments before raising the mic to his lips again. This time, however, he lightens up
:Raven:
As for John Morrison, where did you learn your little corkscrew moonsault type finisher anyway? Were you a poll dancer by any chance? Because the only person who I know that can twist and turn her body the way you do was a stripper. Yeah, Kimona, that was her name, I think. That b*tch slept with anyone and everyone she could get her hands on. Even Beulah McGillicutty. John, I'm sure the only reason you present yourself as some sort of a chick magnet, is so that so no one suspects you slept with that Mercury dude. But, John, you kinda overdo it, but hey, it's your life.
Raven lowers the mic again, and the expression on his face suddenly changes from slight amusement to a more sinister expression. He looks straight into the camera again, and brings the mic to his lips as he speaks one more time.
:Raven:
But, John and Randy, make no mistake. Tonight, at Monday Night Raw, the Raven will dispose both of you, in his quest to capture the WWE Championship. Your fate. . . Rests in these hands, for these hands can make, OR break you. So it has been written, so it shall come to pass. Quoth the Raven. . . NEVERMORE.
With that, Raven drops his mic, and starts laughing madly, while Paul Heyman and Todd Grisham can be seen in the background with their hands over their ears.
[glow=red,2,300]Scene 1[/glow]
The scene opens in Raven's locker room where he is sitting on a stool, and putting on his wrestling gear. Raven puts on his wrestling boots, and ties the laces, and after that, he wraps white tape around his hands. He clenches his fists, feeling if the tape felt comfortable on his hands. He sees a problem with the left hand, so he takes off the tape, and wraps it around again. Satisfied, he pulls back his hair from his head, and reaches for the remote control for the television. He turns on the television, which is just across the room, and channel surfs for a few seconds before a knock is heard on the door. Raven turns off the T.V. and is about to get up, but Paul Heyman barges in, in his usual restless and overactive manner
:Raven:
What is it now, Paul?
Paul Heyman paces up and down the room, rubbing his hands the way one of the mad scientists in the cartoons do. He finally stops, and looks at Raven's confused face with a sinister smile.
:Raven:
Hey, will you speak up, or will I have to make you speak?
:Paul:
That won't be neccesary, Scott. I'm so excited about the prospect of you becoming the WWE champion! I got a few guys willing to sponsor you!
:Raven:
Wait, what the hell is wrong with you? I don't want any sponsorship deals!
Paul continues to blabber his mouth, not even aware of what he is saying, while he paces up and down the room. Raven gets up from his stool and stops Paul, and grabs his shirt. Raven looks at Paul, completely angry and begins to speak.
:Raven:
When I said that you could manage me, I didn't mean that you could get sponsorship deals for me, or any sort of that sh!t.
:Paul:
But, Scott, listen for a mome--
Heyman is cut off by a knock at the door, and Raven throws Paul Heyman onto a couch.
:Raven:
Who is it? Oh hell, don't tell me, just come on in.
The door opens, and Death Dagger runs in. Raven sighs, obviously getting annoyed by this young rookie. Dagger looks at Paul and then at Raven, and starts laughing.
:Dagger:
HAHAHAH!! Paulie got beat by Raven!!!
Dagger runs towards Raven with his hand raised high, wanting to high five the Raven, but Raven ignores Dagger and speaks to Paul.
:Raven:
Paul, you can just tell that company to f*ck off. I don't care if they're Nike, Adidas, Red Bull, or whatever. I don't want any sponsorship deal. I've worked I disagree off trying to become something in this business, and I've never taken a Sploosh sponsorship deal. What make you think that just because I'm supposedly some sort of a legend, I'll actually betray my own principles and sell out?
Paul Heyman stammers and replies back, or at least attempts to reply back, but once again, Death Dagger cuts in.
:Dagger:
Oh, Oh, Oh, can I get a sponsorship deal with Nike??
Raven turns around and looks at Dagger, annoyed by what is going on around him. The look on Raven's face is enough to not only scare Dagger, but to prompt him to take a few steps back as well.
:Raven:
Hey, Dagger, why don't you go hit a chair on someone or something along those lines? You obviously don't have anything better to do.
Dagger doesn't respond, but even if he wanted to, he could not, as the Raven storms out of the room, slamming the door of his locker room. In his mind, he thinks about how he is always, and will always, be surrounded by imbecils. Just like the Nest in ECW, the Flock in WCW, the Serotonin and the Gathering in TNA. And now the Hardcore Revolution. Raven sighs heavily as the scene fades out.
[glow=red,2,300]Scene 2[/glow]
The scene fades in Monday Night Raw's backstage area, where Todd Grisham is standing with Raven and Paul Heyman. Paul Heyman is pacing around the room, while Raven stands with his arms folded, wanting to get the interview over with. Todd Grisham looks a bit nervous, but who wouldn't be, if they had to interview someone like the Raven?
:Todd:
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am here with the Hardcore Legend, Raven, in his first interview since returnng to the WWE. Now, as you all know, Raven pioneered hardcore wrestling in the late 90's and brought it to the mainstream, but how will this aging pioneer fare against two young superstars with at least ten or twenty years ahead of them?
Todd extends the microphone towards Raven, but before Raven can say anything, Paul Heyman interupts and starts to speak.
:Paul:
Watch your language, Todd, because this aging pioneer, will dest-
Paul is cut off by Raven who pushes Paul aside. Raven looks on with a disgusted look on his face.
:Raven:
Paul, shut the f*ck up. I'm the one who'll do the talking you just stay out of my business.
Paul gets up and dusts his coat, but instead of going away like Raven told him to, Heyman stands near Todd Grisham, as if to say something when the interview would be over. Raven snatches the microphone from Todd's hand and looks straight into the camera with a look of steely determination and pure anger flowing through the eyes.
:Raven:
Todd, I don't give a Sploosh about your questions, I'll just say what I want, and get it over with. Randy Orton, you call yourself a legend killer. So what if you've beaten Shawn Michaels, Mick Foley, and Hulk Hogan? Michaels and Foley, I've said it before, those two are stuntmen that don't deserve to be called legends. As for Hulk Hogan, the guy can't wrestle his way out of a wet paperbag, he's an over-rated, peice of garbage. Just like you, Randy. Look into these eyes Randy, take a long hard look. Because the eyes are the window to the soul, and this man has no soul. No soul, no mercy, no remorse. Randy, Just try to kill this legend. If you attempt to "take my life" I'll take yours too. Try to hold me down, and you shall feel the Raven effect.
Raven lowers the mic from his lips and walks back from the camera. He stares vaguely for a few moments before raising the mic to his lips again. This time, however, he lightens up
:Raven:
As for John Morrison, where did you learn your little corkscrew moonsault type finisher anyway? Were you a poll dancer by any chance? Because the only person who I know that can twist and turn her body the way you do was a stripper. Yeah, Kimona, that was her name, I think. That b*tch slept with anyone and everyone she could get her hands on. Even Beulah McGillicutty. John, I'm sure the only reason you present yourself as some sort of a chick magnet, is so that so no one suspects you slept with that Mercury dude. But, John, you kinda overdo it, but hey, it's your life.
Raven lowers the mic again, and the expression on his face suddenly changes from slight amusement to a more sinister expression. He looks straight into the camera again, and brings the mic to his lips as he speaks one more time.
:Raven:
But, John and Randy, make no mistake. Tonight, at Monday Night Raw, the Raven will dispose both of you, in his quest to capture the WWE Championship. Your fate. . . Rests in these hands, for these hands can make, OR break you. So it has been written, so it shall come to pass. Quoth the Raven. . . NEVERMORE.
With that, Raven drops his mic, and starts laughing madly, while Paul Heyman and Todd Grisham can be seen in the background with their hands over their ears.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........... how is it? ;D