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Post by Dusk on Apr 18, 2008 17:17:25 GMT -5
IceKid limps into the bathroom backstage where Virus is in the stall and a referee is just finishing up his daily nation of yours. IceKid takes his turn and talks with the ref who is now washing his hands.
IceKid Psst, hey get a load of this. Virus got a "secret admirer" who brought him chocolates today. Only thing is . . . ccc, they were from me. And not only that, I put laxatives in them! Cccc, ok, ok, ok, and the even better part, I took out all the toilet paper in here at the beginning of the show and replaced it with bundles of his own towels! Ahhh, ccccc, oh my oh gotta calm down. Hey could you do me a favor and referee this IT Title match for me?
Referee Um . . . sure.
IceKid finishes up as the ref is done washing his hands when . . .
Virus Aw Come on! This isn't toilet paper!
IceKid kicks the door in and starts slapping Virus in the face, chest, and belly.
IceKid And I Didn't Wash My Hands!
(Ding Ding Ding!)
TBC Virus
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Post by He Who Must Not Be Named on Apr 18, 2008 19:47:14 GMT -5
Virus was totally unexpecting this and the laxatives were still nowhere far of being done. IceKid was enjoting himself and Virus was in no shape to fight. Thinking quickly he grabbed his brown stained towel and started to take shots at IceKid.
Referee: Is that legal?
Virus: Deal with it.
Virus sits up and pulls his pants up to the dismay of the water. He clubs IceKid in the back and starts to throw IceKid around the bathroom.
Virus: Dammit, I gotta go. I call Timeout.
Referee: Can you do that?
Virus: I think so, so move.
Virus runs into the stall and locks it for a few minutes before exiting the bathroom relieved.
Virus: *relief sigh* Oh sh*t!
IceKid came up and hit a Bicycle Kick that knocked Virus down.
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Post by Dusk on Apr 19, 2008 17:49:55 GMT -5
IceKid gets his Candy Cane and beats Virus down with it. The referee looks at his watch as if he has more important things to do but stays around for whatever reason. Virus grabs the end of the Cane he is getting beat with and pulls it to force IceKid down. IceKid falls to the ground and Virus runs into the stalls.
IceKid Help me ref, I seem to have fallen and I can't get up.
The referee obliges as Virus sits there being in too much of a hurry to even close the door. When IceKid gets up with the help of the referee, he charges with a limp into the stalls looking for a spear. Unfortunately for him, Virus slams the stall door right into IceKid's skull, coincidentally in the same spot where he got hit with a chair at Allied Ritual. IceKid lands back on the ground and rests there for a few minutes.
Virus Aw Come ON! Ref, could you hand me some paper towels?
Referee Um . . . sure.
The referee grabs a hand full and slides it under the stall.
Virus Thanks. So tell me, how's IceKid doing?
IceKid I'll answer that.
IceKid is in a stall next to Virus and leans over Virus' and starts spearing with his Cane at Virus.
Virus Hey, quit it! Can't you see I'm trying to-
IceKid Ringo!
IceKid flushes the toilet with his Cane.
Virus Ahhh! It's so . . . cold! My behind is wet!
IceKid That's what she said.
Virus grabs the Cane and pulls it down, he snatches it from IceKid's grasp and places it by him. IceKid falls to the ground and tries to reach for it from under the stall. Virus steps on IceKid's hand.
IceKid Hey!
Virus That's what she said.
IceKid You're doing it wrong!
Virus That's what she said.
IceKid Ok you got me there.
IceKid pulls his hand away and crawls out of the stall and in front of Virus'. IceKid grabs the sides of the urinals to help himself get to his feet. IceKid starts yanking on one of the handles of the urinals in front of Virus' stall.
IceKid What's the matter Virus? Too thingyey to open the door?
Virus Shut it.
IceKid Do you like . . . kaki pants cause I can get you a pair if you come out.
Virus Oh I'll come out there, don't you worry about it.
IceKid That must be a lie cause you're full of sh*t.
Virus Know what-
Virus opens the door to throw the Cane at IceKid and IceKid breaks off the handle of the urinal, sending a stream of cold, fresh, clean bathroom water in Virus' direction. Virus pulls his pants up and fights his way out of the stall.
Referee Um, that costs EWA some money you know?
Virus makes it out with the cane and swings it, the curved part sweeping IceKid to the ground. Virus attack the bad knee with the cane.
TBC
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Post by T-Bone on Apr 22, 2008 15:55:15 GMT -5
Virus repeatedly raises up and strikes down with the cane onto Icey, until accidently slapping himself in the head with the cane. Virus falls back into the stall with a little spin. Icekid rises to one knee, and hooks Virus in the Frostbite, sticking his head into the toilet. Virus quickly taps out.
Icekid takes the I.T. Title and hobbles away.
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