Post by Dusk on Apr 18, 2008 15:37:56 GMT -5
IceKid is limping around backstage when Maria Stalls comes up to him, surprisingly without a microphone.
Maria
hi!
IceKid
. . . ? ? ? hi.
Maria
I heard you lost at Allied Ritual, that's sad.
IceKid
Heh, yeah . . . it is.
Maria
So I see you're limping, hurt your leg?
IceKid
Hm? Oh no, long night last night. I was insipring Wendy to grow out her pigta- . . . yeah my knees a lil' messed up.
Maria
And your neck, and your forehead, and your-
IceKid
Alright, Alright! So I got my @ss kicked at Allied Ritual, big deal. So what if I'm on a white and red striped crutch, which you can only find on EWA.com, I'm still alive I'm still kickin some @ss of my own. You saw what I did to Cena just now right?
Maria
Yeah, but he's John Cena, what do you expect?
IceKid
I expected John was gonn- yeah your right, never mind he does suck doesn't he?
Maria
Mhm.
IceKid
. . . Sooo, are you gonna interview me or what?
Maria
Nope.
IceKid
But you have to.
Maria
No I don't.
IceKid
You always interview me, it happens after amost every show. It's . . . It's like a sex celebration for someone who just won the United Title, even for guys like Kimbodo although he doesn't like what most of us do, but hey the pineapple tree or the volcano we're all getting laid right? Anyway, I walk in front of the camera like I did just now, you put the microphone in my face, I say something that makes the people at home think something's up, you ask me a question and I flip out and say something funny and leave.
Maria
. . .
IceKid
And by the looks of it, were late by two minutes so go get your microphone and I'll think of something.
Maria
. . .
IceKid
So, how about that BunnyMan huh? Boy did he have my back at Allied Ritual. You know, I told him "If you see anything wierd go on, you show whoever it is a lesson." and he was all like "Nyeeeee" and I was like "But you have to, it's for the United Title." and he was like "But I can't see anything with this bunny head on." and I was like "Then how did you wrestle this whole time?" and he was all like " . . . I dunno . . ." Hahaaaaaa boy it was really annoying.
Maria
. . .
IceKid
Ok, I get it. I got everyone amped up for the return of the Ice King and I failed. I let everyone down and I'm sorry. I'm sorry Maria, I'm sorry camera man, I'm sorry to those in the arena that night, Ace & Rodney . . . hate you Ross, and I'm sorry world. Happy? we win some, we lose some . . . horribly sometimes, and I lost to Mufasa in a non-hardcore match. I showed the world that I could keep up with The Titty Twisting, Nut Cup Checking, Butt Grabbing , Kimboasting cause ya cheated your win Bodo. So I don't know about you, but I-
Maria
So after Virus attacked you at Allied Ritual, are you afraid of the people you can and can't trust?
IceKid
. . . That came outta nowhere . . . And nah, not really. Lets see, who can I trust? . . .
Mr.P- He hates my guts, and my brains, and my incredibly large pig tail. Can't say I rely on the guy.
Tenney- He hates me even more, not only that but he doesn't respect me still. I tried to make it a singles match but the concussion of that Last Man Standing match had to have really ticked him off. I wouldn't trust Tenney with a penny-a-mine, that rhymed, it still rhyming! Ok, never mind, it's over.
Virus- We just went over this, he hit me with a f#cking chair. Last time I checked you're supposed to sit in those, but he used it to make a big boo-boo on me. Oh he's a clever one, I would have never thought of that. Don't really trust him as much anymore, but my turd is safe with him. Oh crap, that was not a flush to any sh*tty business.
P4- Who? Exactly.
JGH- Maybe, I just hope he doesn't hit me with a Lazy Boy or something.
Maverick- Well, the guy scares th living shaman hell out of me. Did you see that thing he did at Allied Ritual? What a freak! Ahhhh-whoops, I mean, that's . . . different. I think he Voo-Dooed me once.
I guess you can say I don't really have a lot of . . . friends.
Maria
But you decided to team up with Ricky Jones and D-Boy?
IceKid
Yep.
Maria
What makes you sure they might not do the same?
IceKid
Well the funny thing is . . . um . . . I don't. But hey, hit me with a chair, table, and any other piece of furniture that's not supposed to be used to hurt someone, I don't care. I'm gonna roll with them for now and when the day comes I retire, which might actually be sooner than I think, we'll see.
Maria
Now there's an EWA tournament and the four last men will compete to choose either the United Title, Smash, or United States Title to compete for at Rise to Demise. You've seen the participants, so who would you think the final four will be?
IceKid
Well me, for the obvious reasons. These guys couldn't teach a dog to stay, let alone themselves. As for the other three, I really don't give a d@mn who gets there as long as they're ready for The Hardcore Handicap.
Maria
And if you won, which tite would you go for?
IceKid
You Kiddin me? Obviously the United Title, why would I want any of those . . . blah titles for? Anyway, I gotta go feed my pet rock. Icey you later, get it?!
Maria
OOOOH the I see is Icey-
IceKid
Yeaaaaah! . . . *sigh* my pills . . .
EOT or TBC
Maria
hi!
IceKid
. . . ? ? ? hi.
Maria
I heard you lost at Allied Ritual, that's sad.
IceKid
Heh, yeah . . . it is.
Maria
So I see you're limping, hurt your leg?
IceKid
Hm? Oh no, long night last night. I was insipring Wendy to grow out her pigta- . . . yeah my knees a lil' messed up.
Maria
And your neck, and your forehead, and your-
IceKid
Alright, Alright! So I got my @ss kicked at Allied Ritual, big deal. So what if I'm on a white and red striped crutch, which you can only find on EWA.com, I'm still alive I'm still kickin some @ss of my own. You saw what I did to Cena just now right?
Maria
Yeah, but he's John Cena, what do you expect?
IceKid
I expected John was gonn- yeah your right, never mind he does suck doesn't he?
Maria
Mhm.
IceKid
. . . Sooo, are you gonna interview me or what?
Maria
Nope.
IceKid
But you have to.
Maria
No I don't.
IceKid
You always interview me, it happens after amost every show. It's . . . It's like a sex celebration for someone who just won the United Title, even for guys like Kimbodo although he doesn't like what most of us do, but hey the pineapple tree or the volcano we're all getting laid right? Anyway, I walk in front of the camera like I did just now, you put the microphone in my face, I say something that makes the people at home think something's up, you ask me a question and I flip out and say something funny and leave.
Maria
. . .
IceKid
And by the looks of it, were late by two minutes so go get your microphone and I'll think of something.
Maria
. . .
IceKid
So, how about that BunnyMan huh? Boy did he have my back at Allied Ritual. You know, I told him "If you see anything wierd go on, you show whoever it is a lesson." and he was all like "Nyeeeee" and I was like "But you have to, it's for the United Title." and he was like "But I can't see anything with this bunny head on." and I was like "Then how did you wrestle this whole time?" and he was all like " . . . I dunno . . ." Hahaaaaaa boy it was really annoying.
Maria
. . .
IceKid
Ok, I get it. I got everyone amped up for the return of the Ice King and I failed. I let everyone down and I'm sorry. I'm sorry Maria, I'm sorry camera man, I'm sorry to those in the arena that night, Ace & Rodney . . . hate you Ross, and I'm sorry world. Happy? we win some, we lose some . . . horribly sometimes, and I lost to Mufasa in a non-hardcore match. I showed the world that I could keep up with The Titty Twisting, Nut Cup Checking, Butt Grabbing , Kimboasting cause ya cheated your win Bodo. So I don't know about you, but I-
Maria
So after Virus attacked you at Allied Ritual, are you afraid of the people you can and can't trust?
IceKid
. . . That came outta nowhere . . . And nah, not really. Lets see, who can I trust? . . .
Mr.P- He hates my guts, and my brains, and my incredibly large pig tail. Can't say I rely on the guy.
Tenney- He hates me even more, not only that but he doesn't respect me still. I tried to make it a singles match but the concussion of that Last Man Standing match had to have really ticked him off. I wouldn't trust Tenney with a penny-a-mine, that rhymed, it still rhyming! Ok, never mind, it's over.
Virus- We just went over this, he hit me with a f#cking chair. Last time I checked you're supposed to sit in those, but he used it to make a big boo-boo on me. Oh he's a clever one, I would have never thought of that. Don't really trust him as much anymore, but my turd is safe with him. Oh crap, that was not a flush to any sh*tty business.
P4- Who? Exactly.
JGH- Maybe, I just hope he doesn't hit me with a Lazy Boy or something.
Maverick- Well, the guy scares th living shaman hell out of me. Did you see that thing he did at Allied Ritual? What a freak! Ahhhh-whoops, I mean, that's . . . different. I think he Voo-Dooed me once.
I guess you can say I don't really have a lot of . . . friends.
Maria
But you decided to team up with Ricky Jones and D-Boy?
IceKid
Yep.
Maria
What makes you sure they might not do the same?
IceKid
Well the funny thing is . . . um . . . I don't. But hey, hit me with a chair, table, and any other piece of furniture that's not supposed to be used to hurt someone, I don't care. I'm gonna roll with them for now and when the day comes I retire, which might actually be sooner than I think, we'll see.
Maria
Now there's an EWA tournament and the four last men will compete to choose either the United Title, Smash, or United States Title to compete for at Rise to Demise. You've seen the participants, so who would you think the final four will be?
IceKid
Well me, for the obvious reasons. These guys couldn't teach a dog to stay, let alone themselves. As for the other three, I really don't give a d@mn who gets there as long as they're ready for The Hardcore Handicap.
Maria
And if you won, which tite would you go for?
IceKid
You Kiddin me? Obviously the United Title, why would I want any of those . . . blah titles for? Anyway, I gotta go feed my pet rock. Icey you later, get it?!
Maria
OOOOH the I see is Icey-
IceKid
Yeaaaaah! . . . *sigh* my pills . . .
EOT or TBC
