Rise to Demise 4/29/08

[T-Bone]

What: Allied Ritual
When: April 8th, 2008
Where: Fenway Park in Boston, MA
Who: P4
Music: The Rumors of My Demise Have Been Greatly Exagerated - Rise Against
"Fear to Rise, Rise to Fear"

Main Event 2
Single Triple Threat - EWA United World Heavyweight Championship
JGH vs. Lachlan Smith vs. Kimbodo
Match Hype: Just kidding, Triple Threat


Main Event 1
Tag Team - Tag Team Championships - Ring of Insanity V2
PDT 08(P4, Mr. P) vs. Kings Virus and Sycho Sam
Mach Hype: See Topic That will be created for this match

Match 3
Single - Ladder - EWA United States Championship
Tenney(c) vs. Ricky Jones W/ D-Boy and Icekid
Match Hype: Ricky Jones gets his first oppertunity at the United States Championship aainst Tenney. Can Ricky add gold to is diamond collection or will Tenney make sure Ricky is unable to make the cut?


Match 2
Sinle - I Quit
Brezzy vs. Kandy Kaylee
Match Hype: They know what is going on

Match 1
Single
Silent Khaos vs. Nightmare

Opener
Single - Tables, Ladders, and Chains - EWA Smash Division Championship
Maveick Jones(c) vs. Mr. P
Match Hype: You don't need to know

[hassanumer999]

yeah, what are the rules of the ROI match?

[---> Click <---]

Aaahhhhh Ring of Insanity . . . I know that this won't end up good for me.

Sam: The ring hangs above the floor and it shakes and there are ladders at the sides but the ladders start to burn sometimes and if you fall, it hurts Something like that but since this is version two of the ROI I guess it will get a new twist this time . . . or gets more realistic

[T-Bone]

Yeah I'm makng it more realistic

[diamond]

Allright that means someone will die!!!!!!

[Silent Khaos]

lol so i don't get a match i see how it is ahhahahah jk

[He Who Must Not Be Named]

Fenway Park, T-Bone is the Sox stadium

[Dusk]

I don't think I can come in that case . . .

[Mr. P]

yeah I have to . . . . not go see the redsoxs

[T-Bone]

Its outside, get over it. Pick a different complex then

[Dusk]

^ Seriously, can we have a PPV in space? Like no lie I wanted to do that with USW3 but . . . shady f#ckers, so yeah, we fight in like a space ship please,please,please,PLEASE?! Ring of . . . Gravity match? No, no the whole PPV would be like . . . like . . . Not Under Pressure . . .

Another one, on an island? PLEEEEEEAAAASE, on an island, as small as the actual ring size with a little extra for the apron, four coconut trees tie together by vines and after the island is this massive moat. Since summer is close an all . . .

OH, OH, OH, UNDERWATER! Under-F#cking-Water! The Bubble Dome of Destruction! except instead of pointy object corner it'll be a parana tank! ladder will stay the same but the tables are fish vending tables(we eat them after the match anyway) and the ladder leads to a submarine ahead when you unlatch the dome(so no water kills you) and you go in, open a treasure chest, and the title's there!

OMFreakinG, Heaven's High Hand/King Kong Kaos(also for USW but meh) a platform in the sky like the RoI except it's a platform on top of a pointy skyscraper. it's tilts n shyt but if you fall from one side there will be three tables lined up from the very bottom to four feet from the platform. at the bottom is obviously those big things to save your life and so that you don't pass the third table alligned with the rest, there will be a (not too busy)highway every 10 feet from the top of the fall o the bottom(yeah on each side cause it's a freakin spiraling highway) and the corners have tables too except vertical. For safety reasons, the big ballon shyts to save your life go as far as 20 yards from the natural landing, and people inside their offices can watch tha match live!

^ Ta-freakin-da, I'm a f#ckin genius,matches/PPV set-ups . . . made, and you bet I'm claimin 'em too . . .

[The Legend of TOTEWAC...]

And that's how the future of wrestling looks like!

[---> Click <---]

lmfao @ little island with coconut trees. That's hot

[hassanumer999]

so should we start the matches?

[Silly yaks, Maverick is wack!]

I make it say Fenway Park now, Go SOX!