Post by Dusk on Apr 1, 2008 17:01:23 GMT -5
The scene opens with IceKid backstage with Maria Stalls. She holds a microphone and looks at the camera for a few seconds before starting the interview.
Maria
Hey IceKid! You weren't backstage last week, I've miss- we've missed you!
IceKid
I'm telling you, these little mistakes are gonna catch on . . . Um, ye, well everyone needs a rest every now and then.
Maria
So last week unfortunately you and Virus lost your match against Mr.P and JGH. How does this make you feel?
IceKid
. . . Alright I guess, I mean come on now. We're talking about Mr.P I have so many things I could laugh at that guy for it still won't make a difference he won this little cage match. Good thing it wasn't for the United States Title Tenney owns huh? *taps on his own hand* And JGH is an alright guy, I don't mind losing to him either. I dunno bout Virus though, that might have affected his Tag Title opportunities or something but he'll get over it. Overall I'm glad it had weapons in it.
Maria
Oh! That leads me to the next question. Last week, Kimbodo-
IceKid
Oh what's that guy been smoking now?
Maria
Well last week he said a few things about-
IceKid
Ye ye, I saw it on Telemundo the other day, well here we go. "I DON'T respect you! I HATE you!" bla bla bla, I heard that same crap coming from Tenney's mouth less than eight weeks ago, we get it buddy, everyone freakin' hates me! And guess what? I love it. You've been all "Der, I hate you cause you're a Hardcore wrestler. You're fake, I'm real." . . . What the . . . HELL were you drinking last show? I've yet to see the day getting hit with a chair, thrown through a table, jumping off a ladder is anywhere NEAR fake. While you apply your little titty twisters and cup checks or whatever it is you call "wrestling." And that 24' "makeshift dome" Is something I'm remember for . . . inventing . . . competing . . . winning . . . and almost dying, thanks Mr.P, and you still think it's fake? I'll slap Kim Possible to whatever f*cking Hawian Peninsula he came from. Wipe the lip stick, shave your head, turn those toony large breasts of yours to muscle and now you're the greatest thing on earth? What do you think, Maria?
Maria
Well, I -uh . . .
IceKid
It's ok you don't have to answer that cause we all know you're a load of crap! Things were handed to me? What the hell, what, what was handed to me? Th EWA United Title? Dude, I got that from the "Makeshift Dome" what'd you do? Beat two destroyed guys? Are we talking further back, my Money in the Bank? I won that beating . . . three, four, five guys to win that and ending your lil' buddies undefeated streak. What'd you do? *cups ear with right hand* . . . That's right, no one even remembers. Or are we talking further back? My job? Is that what was handed to me? Well no, I signed a contract. What about you? Is this where the term "Submission Master" comes in? Woah, I'm not jumping to any conclusions here, but hey sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Kimberly, so far you're points are nothing but the case to your "Straight-Edge" you've YET to prove to me that you are sober when on camera.
Maria
So, what do you think will win?
IceKid
Will Straight Edge beat Hardcore? Can I ever get Kimboner's name right? Will I gain back the EWA United Title at Allied Ritual? We still do not know, but what we do know is that Kim has red pubic hair. But you are d*mn "Straight" when you say my time will be done as IceKid in EWA. Cause come Four/Eight/O-Eight I'll be the new EWA United Champion, I'll take that Straight-Edge of yours and slice you in half with it. And do you want know why? Cause I'm just that . . . d*mn . . . Hard . . . Core!
IceKid taps Maria on the shoulder before walking off the scene
IceKid
It's red!
EOT
Maria
Hey IceKid! You weren't backstage last week, I've miss- we've missed you!
IceKid
I'm telling you, these little mistakes are gonna catch on . . . Um, ye, well everyone needs a rest every now and then.
Maria
So last week unfortunately you and Virus lost your match against Mr.P and JGH. How does this make you feel?
IceKid
. . . Alright I guess, I mean come on now. We're talking about Mr.P I have so many things I could laugh at that guy for it still won't make a difference he won this little cage match. Good thing it wasn't for the United States Title Tenney owns huh? *taps on his own hand* And JGH is an alright guy, I don't mind losing to him either. I dunno bout Virus though, that might have affected his Tag Title opportunities or something but he'll get over it. Overall I'm glad it had weapons in it.
Maria
Oh! That leads me to the next question. Last week, Kimbodo-
IceKid
Oh what's that guy been smoking now?
Maria
Well last week he said a few things about-
IceKid
Ye ye, I saw it on Telemundo the other day, well here we go. "I DON'T respect you! I HATE you!" bla bla bla, I heard that same crap coming from Tenney's mouth less than eight weeks ago, we get it buddy, everyone freakin' hates me! And guess what? I love it. You've been all "Der, I hate you cause you're a Hardcore wrestler. You're fake, I'm real." . . . What the . . . HELL were you drinking last show? I've yet to see the day getting hit with a chair, thrown through a table, jumping off a ladder is anywhere NEAR fake. While you apply your little titty twisters and cup checks or whatever it is you call "wrestling." And that 24' "makeshift dome" Is something I'm remember for . . . inventing . . . competing . . . winning . . . and almost dying, thanks Mr.P, and you still think it's fake? I'll slap Kim Possible to whatever f*cking Hawian Peninsula he came from. Wipe the lip stick, shave your head, turn those toony large breasts of yours to muscle and now you're the greatest thing on earth? What do you think, Maria?
Maria
Well, I -uh . . .
IceKid
It's ok you don't have to answer that cause we all know you're a load of crap! Things were handed to me? What the hell, what, what was handed to me? Th EWA United Title? Dude, I got that from the "Makeshift Dome" what'd you do? Beat two destroyed guys? Are we talking further back, my Money in the Bank? I won that beating . . . three, four, five guys to win that and ending your lil' buddies undefeated streak. What'd you do? *cups ear with right hand* . . . That's right, no one even remembers. Or are we talking further back? My job? Is that what was handed to me? Well no, I signed a contract. What about you? Is this where the term "Submission Master" comes in? Woah, I'm not jumping to any conclusions here, but hey sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Kimberly, so far you're points are nothing but the case to your "Straight-Edge" you've YET to prove to me that you are sober when on camera.
Maria
So, what do you think will win?
IceKid
Will Straight Edge beat Hardcore? Can I ever get Kimboner's name right? Will I gain back the EWA United Title at Allied Ritual? We still do not know, but what we do know is that Kim has red pubic hair. But you are d*mn "Straight" when you say my time will be done as IceKid in EWA. Cause come Four/Eight/O-Eight I'll be the new EWA United Champion, I'll take that Straight-Edge of yours and slice you in half with it. And do you want know why? Cause I'm just that . . . d*mn . . . Hard . . . Core!
IceKid taps Maria on the shoulder before walking off the scene
IceKid
It's red!
EOT
