Post by superfreek on Mar 11, 2008 16:02:01 GMT -5
The camera cuts backstage. A man dressed in a wrestling attire is seen walking around, clearly new to the building. He spots a random worker on the show and approaches him.
"Excuse me, sir."
The man has a thick Russian accent and the worker seems immediately to be on his toes.
"Hello, how are you? My name Frank and I new here, I'm from Russia. But you don't have to speak slow, I speak perfect English."
The worker looks baffled and it takes a while for him to answer.
"Frank? What kind of a Russian name is Frank?!"
"I change it, you know, to Frank. Very cool name. Change it at the big house. My real name Pavel. I am looking for the general man... you know, you have the man that make matches, the General Manager!"
"I don't where he is right now."
"Well, that's cool, bro. I like you, you know, you remind me of my cousin Vladimir. I come all the way from Russia to be here, this show is number one! Hey, want to go for a coffee while I look for General Manager dude guy?"
"Get the hell away from me, you commie bastard!"
The worker drops everything he was holding and quickly runs, leaving Frank standing there completely alone.
"No, no, you misunderstand, I am no communist. America number one! Coca-Cola, Tom Cruise, Pamela Anderson! It's all cool! Don't go... please? Can someone here help me? Hello?"
[TBC anyone]
"Excuse me, sir."
The man has a thick Russian accent and the worker seems immediately to be on his toes.
"Hello, how are you? My name Frank and I new here, I'm from Russia. But you don't have to speak slow, I speak perfect English."
The worker looks baffled and it takes a while for him to answer.
"Frank? What kind of a Russian name is Frank?!"
"I change it, you know, to Frank. Very cool name. Change it at the big house. My real name Pavel. I am looking for the general man... you know, you have the man that make matches, the General Manager!"
"I don't where he is right now."
"Well, that's cool, bro. I like you, you know, you remind me of my cousin Vladimir. I come all the way from Russia to be here, this show is number one! Hey, want to go for a coffee while I look for General Manager dude guy?"
"Get the hell away from me, you commie bastard!"
The worker drops everything he was holding and quickly runs, leaving Frank standing there completely alone.
"No, no, you misunderstand, I am no communist. America number one! Coca-Cola, Tom Cruise, Pamela Anderson! It's all cool! Don't go... please? Can someone here help me? Hello?"
[TBC anyone]
