Post by x on Oct 1, 2007 17:28:16 GMT -5
Something from an old fed
The scene opens into The Mega X's apartment. The white carpeting is clean, the walls seem to have recently been given a new coat of paint. Most of the walls have absolutely nothing on them, and even the furnishing of the apartment is sparse, there being only a large screened TV and a battered recliner. Along one of the walls are pictures of Mega X in the ring with various other wrestlers. All of them have the same thing in common, they're knocked out. All the wrestlers are covered in blood. The other thing in common is Mega X is the only one standing and his opponents are in various downed positions. Mega X, dressed in leather pant and a T-shirt that reads "Give me Money or Get the F**k away!", walks out the back of the apartment. He notices the camera and rolls his eyes. He sighs and starts to speak in his distinctive gravel voice.
Mega X} So the NIWF camera's finally decided to show up and give me my interview time. And about time to, because believe me you I have A LOT to say tonight. I will talk about my opponents, the management and my future target and VICTIM the Mexican Drag Queen Julio. More then likely I will have a lot to say about the entire roster. I dunno I’m in a rather pissy mood and I may just decided to throw the camera man out the loveing window, I’m not sure yet. Of course I’m apt to do anything I Sploosh well please no matter the mood I’m in.
The camera begins to shake slightly and Mega X gets a frustrated look on his face, reaches forward and slaps the camera man. The camera steadies and X continues.
Mega X} Suck it up punk! I said I wasn't sure what I was going to do. Oh and if you all are wondering where Alistair Price my manager is, I gave him the night off because I want this to be between the NIWF, and myself. And tonight I can talk for myself. First, let’s get business aside and talk about my opponents Roadrage aka Road Kill and Bloodbath aka This generation's Ultimate Warrior. First Roadrage. Seems he hasn't said much about our match yet, Hell, He doesn't even have a profile up on the geoMeatties site that NIWF has! And from the Promos he has cut, the only reason he won as many matches as he did is because he was wrestling with people who where more retarded then HE was! And SPEAKING OF RETARDS! My other opponent Anthony Bloodbath. What the love kind of last name is BLOODBATH?! And dude that face paint is so Ultimate Warrior, lemme guess, queering doesn't make the world work right? The two of you are loveing JOKES. I came here to show the world what a real Hardcore wrestler is, and in my debut I have to fight tweedle dum and tweedle tard. And I didn't want either of those two Monkey Tails. I wanted one person. I wanted Julio. The supposed top champ of the hard core fed. But when I asked for him or a number one contender's match... Jay told me no. Told ME no... But I’m not mad at him. Oh no not at him...
Mega X looks at the camera, his eyes blazing and his teeth pulled back in a sadistic grin.
Mega X} I’m betting it's Julio who turned it down. And I am honestly not surprised. You know why? I’m betting Julio has heard of me, has heard of the careers I ENDED. In my first match, which was a first blood match, I won in fourteen SECONDS. I then beat my next opponent in a Hell in the Cell and broke 3 of the man's ribs. I won gold of my own, and abdicated because I had NO competition. Like I know I won’t have it here, not with Julio the Mexican Drag Queen ducking me. He knows that it is only a matter of time before I take that belt from him. Because he is no where near as tough, as sick, as deranged or as loveing RUTHLESS as I am. And I will prove it this week when I take out the Dee Dee Dee duo of Roadkill and Mudbath. Blood will flow. Pain will be inflicted, and when the smoke clears, only I will be standing in the end. I have arrived, and I WILL take down ANYONE who gets in my way!
Mega X suddenly lunges forward and grabs the camera man, grabbing the camera and setting it on the top of the chair, facing him and the Camera man. The camera man struggles against Mega X as he stares.
Mega X} I thought you weren’t gonna do this man!
Mega X grins.
Mega X} No I said I just hadn't made my mind up yet. good bye.
Mega X puts his other hand on the Camera man, moves and flings the Camera man through the window. Mega X walks to the window and looks out, he grins and says.
Mega X} What do you know, he landed in the garbage. Can you believe that stuff? Huh.
The scene ends with the Mega X shaking his head and laughing darkly.
Mega X} So the NIWF camera's finally decided to show up and give me my interview time. And about time to, because believe me you I have A LOT to say tonight. I will talk about my opponents, the management and my future target and VICTIM the Mexican Drag Queen Julio. More then likely I will have a lot to say about the entire roster. I dunno I’m in a rather pissy mood and I may just decided to throw the camera man out the loveing window, I’m not sure yet. Of course I’m apt to do anything I Sploosh well please no matter the mood I’m in.
The camera begins to shake slightly and Mega X gets a frustrated look on his face, reaches forward and slaps the camera man. The camera steadies and X continues.
Mega X} Suck it up punk! I said I wasn't sure what I was going to do. Oh and if you all are wondering where Alistair Price my manager is, I gave him the night off because I want this to be between the NIWF, and myself. And tonight I can talk for myself. First, let’s get business aside and talk about my opponents Roadrage aka Road Kill and Bloodbath aka This generation's Ultimate Warrior. First Roadrage. Seems he hasn't said much about our match yet, Hell, He doesn't even have a profile up on the geoMeatties site that NIWF has! And from the Promos he has cut, the only reason he won as many matches as he did is because he was wrestling with people who where more retarded then HE was! And SPEAKING OF RETARDS! My other opponent Anthony Bloodbath. What the love kind of last name is BLOODBATH?! And dude that face paint is so Ultimate Warrior, lemme guess, queering doesn't make the world work right? The two of you are loveing JOKES. I came here to show the world what a real Hardcore wrestler is, and in my debut I have to fight tweedle dum and tweedle tard. And I didn't want either of those two Monkey Tails. I wanted one person. I wanted Julio. The supposed top champ of the hard core fed. But when I asked for him or a number one contender's match... Jay told me no. Told ME no... But I’m not mad at him. Oh no not at him...
Mega X looks at the camera, his eyes blazing and his teeth pulled back in a sadistic grin.
Mega X} I’m betting it's Julio who turned it down. And I am honestly not surprised. You know why? I’m betting Julio has heard of me, has heard of the careers I ENDED. In my first match, which was a first blood match, I won in fourteen SECONDS. I then beat my next opponent in a Hell in the Cell and broke 3 of the man's ribs. I won gold of my own, and abdicated because I had NO competition. Like I know I won’t have it here, not with Julio the Mexican Drag Queen ducking me. He knows that it is only a matter of time before I take that belt from him. Because he is no where near as tough, as sick, as deranged or as loveing RUTHLESS as I am. And I will prove it this week when I take out the Dee Dee Dee duo of Roadkill and Mudbath. Blood will flow. Pain will be inflicted, and when the smoke clears, only I will be standing in the end. I have arrived, and I WILL take down ANYONE who gets in my way!
Mega X suddenly lunges forward and grabs the camera man, grabbing the camera and setting it on the top of the chair, facing him and the Camera man. The camera man struggles against Mega X as he stares.
Mega X} I thought you weren’t gonna do this man!
Mega X grins.
Mega X} No I said I just hadn't made my mind up yet. good bye.
Mega X puts his other hand on the Camera man, moves and flings the Camera man through the window. Mega X walks to the window and looks out, he grins and says.
Mega X} What do you know, he landed in the garbage. Can you believe that stuff? Huh.
The scene ends with the Mega X shaking his head and laughing darkly.