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Post by .jhardy on Jul 6, 2007 21:34:41 GMT -5
Jamez walks down the ring
Jamez: Lets have a Yo Momma rap battle
OOC: Felt like it
TBC Anyone
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Post by Dusk on Jul 6, 2007 21:35:32 GMT -5
OOC: I call it!
IceKid comes out, unfortunately the fans have shrt term memory and forgot IceKid left EWA
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Post by He Who Must Not Be Named on Jul 8, 2007 12:06:35 GMT -5
Wilmer Valderamma comes to the ring
WV: You mom is so stupid, she thinks Handy Many is rated R!
Crod: OOOHHHH!
OOC: I had 2
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Post by scottbuster on Jul 11, 2007 14:02:10 GMT -5
Scott Buster walks down the ramp as well.He takes a mic and starts to rap.
Scott Buster: love you, you loveing love. You love like a loveing love loveing loveedy love! love love loveing loveer love.
Buster lowers the mic and smiles.
OOC:That's all I understand when I hear rappers rap... jerks.Btw I hope you now which word hides behind the 'love'.
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Post by He Who Must Not Be Named on Jul 11, 2007 14:04:55 GMT -5
WV: Man that was so bad, it made Ricky Jones sound good.
Crowd begins to OOOHH Buster as Wilmer smiles.
TBC
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Post by scottbuster on Jul 11, 2007 14:07:56 GMT -5
Buster gets a mad look and grabs Wilmer by the throat.
Scott Buster:That was too much you little motherloveer! I will love you in yor loveing love!!!! I didn't even started to Rap you loveing love loveer... loveing love love!!!!!!!
TBC
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Post by He Who Must Not Be Named on Jul 11, 2007 14:14:11 GMT -5
WV: Wow, you must love a lot of people.
OOHHH!
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Post by scottbuster on Jul 11, 2007 14:16:31 GMT -5
Scott Buster: I love you if you won't stop talking. Start rapping. Like: I am Sploosh good. You are just not good.
Crowd:OOHHHHH..... HHOOOOWWWW BBBAAADDDD!!!!!
Tbc
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Post by Mr. P on Jul 11, 2007 15:10:54 GMT -5
how bad? not american huh?
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Post by .jhardy on Jul 27, 2007 19:50:03 GMT -5
OOC Get The F off
Jamez: Yo Momma is So Dumb She Sat On The T.V. And Watched The Couch
Crowd:OOOOO
TBC Anyone
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Post by He Who Must Not Be Named on Jul 28, 2007 6:43:41 GMT -5
OOC: old joke that 1
WV: Yo momma so dumb she thought she could by an antique at a 99 cent store
Crowd:OOOOOOOOHHH
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Mr. Amazo
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The Amazing One Back? Best Believe
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Post by Mr. Amazo on Aug 1, 2007 0:46:40 GMT -5
OOC: Bored as hell sooo.....yea....
Amazo comes down to the ring with a mic in his hand and begins to talk
"You're mom is do dumb that she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer."
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
"I'm not even done. You're mom is so dam ugly."
Crowd: How ugly is she?
"She's so ugly that they smush(spelled wrong)here face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies."
Crowd: OOOOOOOOO!!!!
The crowd begins laughing as well as OOOOOing
"It's not over it's not over, you're mom is so dam fat."
Crowd: How fat is she?
"She's so fat she walked into McDonalds asked for the my size meal and they gave her the key to the store."
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
The crowd begins to go crazy. Amazo lowers the mic and shakes his head up and down.
OOC: The jokes wen't to anyones mom I dont know, I just wanted to say my peace lol.
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Post by .jhardy on Aug 1, 2007 1:38:44 GMT -5
Jamez: Yo Momma is so dumb she went walked into an Anitque store and asked whats new!!
Crowd OOOOOO
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Post by scottbuster on Aug 1, 2007 3:52:49 GMT -5
Buster raises his mic again.
Scott Buster: Your mums smell so badly that ..... that... uhmm.... everyone has to.... to.... ahh I don't know! Why don't you just stop making fun of your mothers? They gave everything to give you what you need. A house, something to eat, and LOVE!!!!!! Now that's....... PHENOMENAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Except Jamez's momma because she's so poor that she has to steal free beer.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOHhhhhHHhhhH
Scott Buster: And do you know why she is so Sploosh poor? Because she is so ugly that she had to pay the guys to give her... what she needed so much. But she is not as ugly as Amazo's momma. Amazo's momma is so ugly that even the Great Khali looks like a top model!!!!
Amazo and Hardy look angry now.
Scott Buster: And the momma of Wilmer Valderamma has such an ugly name that she gave her son the best name she could think of..... that shows how stupid she is.
The crowd is wild now while the other rappers look really angry now.
Scott Buster: Have a good night... except you are the father of this friendly young men..... that way you better RUN!!!!
Buster jumps over the top rope and walks up the ramp while the crowd cheers loudly for him.
TBC
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Post by T-Bone on Aug 1, 2007 14:34:39 GMT -5
Ace Bell sitting at the announcer table had enough and takes off his headset and slides in the ring.
Ace: Well speaking of momma's, Amazo's momma is indeed Amazing, amzingly fat. See yo momma's so fat she's got rolls that makes the Pislberry Doughboy proud.
Crowd: Oooooo
Ace: Who's next? You know I remember a time I went to Jamez's house for a BBQ. We were watching T.V. like allo good folks, but then his fat momma came in. His momma is soooo fat that when she walked in front of the T.V. we missed TWO! episodes of Sienfield.
Crowd: Aaaaaaaaaa
Ace: But hey Virus' mom isn't all that ugly, then again she ain't all that bright. His momma is o Sploosh stupid, her mind changes when the wind blows.
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