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Post by Cody Rivers on Jun 1, 2007 14:35:45 GMT -5
"Is Anybody Home?" by Our Lady Peace cues and the stage lights up with fireworks, filling it with smoke.
'Goodbye, the future's sold out. There's no use screaming. Who thought we'd ever get this far?'
Cody appears from the smoke as the keys kick in, arms spread wide as he presents himself to the crowd, then makes his way down the ramp, working the crowd with waves and smiles. Once he reaches the ring, he hops up onto the edge, then grabs the top rope and flips over it. He spreads his arms again before moving to one of the turnbuckles to blow a kiss to a female fan somewhere in the crowd before heading back to center ring with a mic in his hand.
"Alright. Here's the deal. I'm issuing an open challenge to anyone out there who thinks they can take on the Steelcrusher and walk away. And yes, I mean anyone. This is an elimination, no-DQ match."
Cody half-smirks and tosses the mic out of the ring.
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Post by Dusk on Jun 1, 2007 14:47:06 GMT -5
all of the sudden "Honky Tonk Man" man plays and Chuck Norris comes out.
The Crowd goes wild as children's heads explode from excitement.
Ross:That's Chuck Norris! Ace:Uh-oh. looks like this match is gonna be a one hit knock out.
Chuck Norris greets all the women by their full names on his way down the ramp. He stops and looks at a woman for a second as if he doesn't know her. He goes closer and taps her nose and chin. He puts his hands on his hips and shakes his head from side to side.
Ace:Ha! A little surgery can't fool Norris! Ross:I'm sure it can't
He gets into the ring and touches the ropes with his right pointer finger as the ropes turn pure white. Chuck Norris' beard pops off his face and gets a mic.
Norris Chin: On behalf of the man himself, CHuck Norris and I have accepted your challenge!
The beard goes back onto Chuck's face as Chuck Norris RoundHouse kicks the referee. Cody screams something about needing a referee and Chuck Yells
CN:I will be the referee in this match
Cody:That's not fair! You're going to compete in it!
CN:Does it matter? the ending will be the same.
TBC
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Post by Cody Rivers on Jun 1, 2007 20:36:24 GMT -5
Cody turns around and looks out to the crowd for a moment, then turns back to Chuck Norris.
Ace: "A fine mess this guy got himself into. He never said that his opponent had to be an EWA superstar!"
Ross: "He might as well just forfeit now."
Cody: "Alright. But I'm changing the stipulation to a handicap match."
Chuck: "Any match against Chuck Norris is a handicap match."
Cody: "Which is why I'm calling in a partner...
Ace: "Uh oh. I think we all know where this one's going, Ross."
Ross: "He wouldn't!"
Cody: "Dr. Tran."
Meanwhile, somewhere in a small third world village...
Small Boy: "Why are my ears burning?"
Two men in black suits appear seemingly from nowhere and grab the youth.
Small Boy: "Hey! Where are you taking me!"
Back ringside...
Ace: "I think the scales of the match just tipped, Ross!"
Ross: "You could be right, Ace. If anyone can take on Chuck Norris, it's got to be Dr. Tran."
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