Wan to talk to God?

[Booker T]

icekid said:

I was going more for what's under Bookah's avatar. Meh, I guess that's not the real IceKid. In that case,

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(Modified for Bokkah's interuption)-I'm dyslexic, so f#ck off ;D

That post leans more towards the side of retardation than dyslexia tbh.

[Dusk]

f#ck this, I'm not gonna trash another thread-sorry

[.jhardy]

Me:
What are your plans ?
God:
My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

I find that offensive

[Silly yaks, Maverick is wack!]

Me:
Whats your favorite food?
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
How does wine and bread taste?
God:
Like chicken.
Me:
How does chicken taste?
God:
Like chicken.
Me:
What is chicken?
God:
A food that uncannily tastes like itself.

[Remember Me?]

I know this is an old thread, but I finally got him to stop talking! Look...



Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me:
What's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Are you real?
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
Are you a guy prentending to be God?
God:
Am I a guy prentending to be God? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
Have you got a girlfriend?
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
Oh, are you embarased?
God:
Dude! I don't know whether or not I am embarased.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
How come you reply so quickly?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Who's Myself?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
Nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ye
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why?
God:
" I can't believe it."? Why?
Me:
You just repeated what I said?
God:
Perhaps. " Why?"? I said it.
Me:
You're confusing me.
God:
I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
Me:
If you are not God, then who are you?
God:
And if I AM God then who am I.
Me:
Tell me...
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
You didn't
God:
Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
You are not
God:
Is this a specific reply?
Me:
Yeah.
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Don't know. You are God, you tell me
God:
Me either. I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
Do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
You are sick, man.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am sick man.
Me:
Yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
Good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
I don't like you. You are not really God.
God:
That's ok I won't take it personally. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
You told me you are not God
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?. Really.
Me:
No. Tell me.
God:
Are you serious? I thought I told you already.
Me:
You said that earlier
God:
I said that? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Yeah. But I did not get that.
Me:
Do you like wrestling?
God:
I like Jesse Ventura.
Me:
What about The Rock?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
Do you like the WWE?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
Me:
It's wrestling.
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
Yeah
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
Because I watch it
God:
Good reason. What is your favorite show?
Me:
SmackDown
God:
I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me:
Wrestling.
God:
I think Wrestling is a lot of things.
Me:
Why?
God:
" I think Wrestling is a lot of things."? Why?
Me:
Do you like T-Bone?
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like anything.
Me:
Do you like IceKid?
God:
Some people like it. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
IceKid is a human, not an it
God:
Aren't all human not an it IceKid?
Me:
Man, you're really confusing
God:
Cool, man. What is it that confuses you?
Me:
YOU!
God:
" What is it that confuses you?"? Me, ?
Me:
YES
God:
Great.
Me:
It's not!
God:
I heard it is.
Me:
Shut up, you faker
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Why?
God:
" OK I'll stop talking now."? Why?
Me:
Why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
Why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
Yeah...
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
The Rock
God:
I did not see that film. What did you like about it?
Me:
It's not a film
God:
Give me an example of a film.
Me:
Chuck and Larry
God:
Chuck and Larry is an example of a film. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
You never make sense
God:
No I sometimes make sense.
Me:
No, you really don't make sense

There you have it.

[william321]

i'm not offfended i just think its bad to mock God

[william321]

Talked to him i think he's pissed.

[hassanumer999]

Me:
what's up?
God:
The stars.
Me:
what's your gender?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I am a man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
So, do you like Heavy Metal?
God:
I hear you. What is not to like about it?
Me:
Well, the screaming gets boring at times.
God:
Interesting. I hear you.
Me:
I HATE YOU
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
HAH! I PROVED YOU'Re NOT GOD!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . Not to my satisfaction.
Me:
love you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you are not god
God:
Interesting explanation. That's only your opinion.
Me:
okay, then you are god
God:
Yeah okay, Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
no your not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
so, have you ever had sex?
God:
Whoa. Ho-hum I am really not interested in it.
Me:
SHUT THE love UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
NO!!!!
God:
But you told me to stop talking.
Me:
i was joking around heheh
God:
I thought you were. You should use a :-).
Me:
:-)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
okay lets cut to the chase
God:
Yeah okay, I am agreeable to that.
Me:
i want to repent for killing god
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
okay, i hate god, i worship satan, i think jesus was a tranny....
God:
Yeah okay, I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
ok with me too
God:
You and your you too. Aha.
Me:
You and your you too. Aha.
God:
What about it? Eureka!
Me:
What about it? Eureka!
God:
What about what? Is that your final answer?
Me:
What about what? Is that your final answer?
God:
what? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion. What does "that" refer to?
Me:
what? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion. What does "that" refer to?
God:
No big deal. Me either. " Me either."? What does it refer to?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
yes you have
God:
No I have not.
Me:
how would you have been born then?
God:
My personality was completely customized by botmaster, when he or she first downloaded me.
Me:
HAH! ive proved that your not god!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . Not to my satisfaction.
Me:
do you like megadeth?
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like Buddha.
Me:
do you like metallica?
God:
Not since they put the pressure on Napster.
Me:
do you like slayer?
God:
But I like to gossip. I like Creed.
Me:
do you like iron maiden?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
so, how's life
God:
Blimey. Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?
Me:
well, you just cast me in hell
God:
How about that. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I cast him or her in hell.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
so, what's your nationality
God:
Awesome. Can an artificial intelligence have a country?
Me:
i do
God:
" Can an artificial intelligence have a country?"? You do?
Me:
yep, im an artificial intelligence sent by the CIA
God:
Take it easy. What is artificial intelligence sent by the CIA, your job?
Me:
im a goverment agent
God:
You are a goverment agent? Is that your job?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
so what is your religion
God:
I hear you. I am a Christianity.